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COURT RECORD

Evidence

- Attorney's badge: It's my all important attorney's badge. It proves my identity as a defense lawyer.
- Autopsy report: ShinE died two days ago at 11:45 AM, from severe burns. Fell 80 feet after death.
- Accuracy mount: Owned by Silph Co., but designed by the prosecutor. The scope and barrel are adjustable to suit virtually every pokemon. Bonzai's scales were found on here. Apparently, he had an appointment to use it at 11:42.
- Bonzai's scales: Found on the scope of the accuracy mount. Orange, but untested just yet
- Crime photo: Shows ShinE's corpse on the ground, still burning, with the Saffron gym (the fighting one) visible in the background.
- THE CAR: Driven by Larry Butz into the wall of the defendant lobby at 11:15 this morning. Was removed since then by someone.
- Thundrous Malice - Used on bonzairob at 11:46, after ShinE's death. Severe paralysis move only usable by culthulhu, and can only be disabled by culthulhu. Can be used simply by focusing on someone in a city-wide radius. Takes a while to charge up, and takes a bit of focus.

Profiles

- Bonzairob: My client, a legendary fire type pokemon. Has his eyes on opposite sides of his head, which leads to some vision problems and a need for X Accuracy.
- ShiningShinE: The victim, a legendary pokemon who uh, represents the letter E somehow? He has something to do with the alphabet. Knew the victim.
- Maya Fey: I DUNNO LOL
- Dell Conagher: The prosecutor for this case. A seemingly friendly engineer from Texas with some neck problems.
- Larry Butz: My friend since grade school. Owns a set of key to a delorean. Currently in hospital.
- Culthulhu - A witness to the case. A mysterious legendary pokemon who has many special abilities. Comes from Bombur.
- Miravistel - A legendary Pokemon, with the ability to create incredibly convincing illusions, but can only fool the sense of sight. Called Culthulhu to Saffron on the day of the incident.

New or updated evidence is italicized.

Conagher looks like someone just kicked him in the stomach. LISTEN, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY DEALINGS WITH MIRAVISTEL. He's getting furious. IF I DIDN'T HAVE GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT BONZAI, WHOM I HAVE KNOWN LONGER THAN MOST HUMANS CAN LIVE, WOULD HAVE KILLED SHINE, THEN I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE, TESTIFYIN' ABOUT IT NOW WOULD I?

The judge gavelslams several times. "Mr. Wright! What are you implying?"



1. Miravistel was the real victim!

2. Culthulhu was never in Saffron City at all!

3. Culthulhu is the real killer!

...Mr Wright. I have no idea how you've even come close to this conclusion, and it certainly seems a far cry from your previous train of thought.

"Come on then, boy. Hasn't this witness been co-operative with your suggestions, if at least maybe a touch over-aggressive? If he was really our killer, why, he'd have to know Fire Blast. And he sure doesn't know Fire Blast."

"Indeed." The judge shakes his head. "Unfortunately, I will have to assign you a penalty for that accusation."

You are on 3/5 penalties left.

1. Miravistel was the real victim!

2. Culthulhu was never in Saffron City at all!

3. Culthulhu is the real killer!

Culthulhu is absolutely raging, but the noises he's making can't really be described with words, or pictures, or even recordings of them. You're fairly certain you shouldn't even have the ability to hear what he's saying.



"I... that's..." Conagher starts beating his toolkit with his wrench. "Come on, now, Mr. Wright, you can't... how does that even sentences anymore grammar?"

"Mr. Wright! Just what do you mean by this?" The Judge slams his gavel.

The suspense music stopped though, so you're obviously on the right track.

AND IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?. The look on Conagher's face says he knows what you're getting at, but the judge as pretty clueless. "How... How could that happen though?"

Announce the Truth 2001 starts playing. I'd link in a video but I can't right now.

But I always know where the eyes in my body are! And I was certainly...wait...

A machine starts rising from Conagher's toolkit as he bashes it some more. "So what you're saying... is that Miravistel there took advantage of Mr. Culthulhu's lack of knowledge about the Kanto region, and brought him to a fake Saffron City? Now just why would someone do that? To stage an event that was already happening in the real Saffron city?"

1. To frame Bonzai.

2. To fake a crime.

The white flashes of light thing go over everyone as they realize what this means. Conagher's machine turns into a turret gun and starts firing at him until he blows it up. The music stops.

...Well then, Wright, you may make a convincing point for some people, but for me, I have one last piece of testimony that will prove the guily of Bonzai once and for all.

ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS The lighting flickers on and off as black lightning courses all around Culthulhu's body, looking angrier than a Lehman's Brothers investor.

This time, the cross examination theme has gone into ALLEGRO MODE.


- Miravistel can only create illusions when she's nearby, phyiscally!
- But she left before the crime, and I didn't see her for the rest of the day!
- What we talked about has little to no bearing on the case at hand!
- I know exactly what I saw yesterday, and I saw Bonzai murder ShinE!

"Nick... Is it just me, or is there a direct contradiction in that testimony?"


- Miravistel can only create illusions when she's nearby, phyiscally!
- But she left before the crime, and I didn't see her for the rest of the day!
- What we talked about has little to no bearing on the case at hand!
- I know exactly what I saw yesterday, and I saw Bonzai murder ShinE!