It's Mary! And Gary! Together two seem too crazy.
It's Mary! And Gary! See their antics you'll be happy.
What do they want with you you ask?
Well it's every single task...
That a Pokémon trainer, or two...
Will dooooooo~ Ooooooooo~
The two they're better than Rebecca Black,
They'll throw you 'round like a hackey sack,
I'm sure under their pressure you will craaaaaaack
Because they're Mary! And Gary! And they're coming for you! Pokémon!
(The audience laughs, screen cuts to black, applause)
(Mary and Gary walks down a road)
Mary: "Boy, it sure is a nice day today!" She stretches her arms and looks to the sky.
(audience laughs)
Gary: "It's not that nice if you're sad..." Gary walks looking down at the ground.
(audience says "aaaaaww...")
Mary: "Cheer up! Look, we're almost at the lab!"
(screen cuts to a video of people at the Pokémon lab, then a montage of some busy roads and street signs)
Mary: Opens the door. "Is anyone heeeer?" She accidentally knocks down a book from a nearby table. "Oops! I'm so clumsy. I guess that doesn't make me a Mary Sue, huh?" Looks at the viewer and shrugs.
(audience laughs)
Gary: Sulks behind Mary. "Doesn't seem like there's anyone here. We're probably late..."
