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elementalpenguin

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Apr 17 11 1:44 AM

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It is made with a RANDOM GENERATOR.
EVERYTHING HAS A CHANCE OF WINNING.

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Apr 17 11 4:45 AM

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Apr 17 11 9:22 AM

elementalpenguin wrote:
It is made with a RANDOM GENERATOR.
EVERYTHING HAS A CHANCE OF WINNING.

YEAH SO IT CAN WIN BY A NARROW MARGIN. NOT 2 FRIGGIN KILOMETERS.
Unless it used Fissure, but it can't learn it.

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Apr 17 11 8:44 PM

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The margin doesn't mean anything. If JDL just said "Yeah Reuniclus won because random number, bro" and then made the victory actually proportional to its strength, everything else would suck. Writing needs hyperbole to be exciting a lot of the time. Sorry for caps earlier.

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Apr 17 11 9:47 PM

Yeah Reuniclus won because random number, bro

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Apr 18 11 5:33 AM

Can it not be 2 kilometer hyperbole next time? There was no way, even with psychic powers that it would be possible without Fissure.

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Apr 20 11 3:25 AM

Date: April 17th, 2011
Time: 15:00 PM
Location: Terroh Pokélympia Main Gymnasium
Host: JDLJDL
Co-Host: Bob
Weather: Partly Cloudy
Event: Table Tennis
Contestants: Le Artiste (Flarsable's Smeargle), Shredder (Void's Bisharp), Mr.Trousers (Oran5777's Scraggy), Chimp (Bgreymon's Primeape), Mordrache (elementalpenguin's Hydreigon)

Date: April 17th, 2011
Time: 15:00 PM
Location: Central Pokélympia Park
Host: JDLJDL
Co-Host: Bill
Weather: Partly Cloudy
Event: Tennis (doubles)
Contestants: Cephalobe & Ninjaweasel (Flarsable's Octillery and Sneasel), Mantis & Dust Bunny (Bgreymon's Scizor and Reuniclus), Glass & Blade (elementalpenguin's Mienshao and Gallade)

JDLJDL: Helloooo everybody!

Bob: Welcome to the third week of Pokélympics, the week of skill. Today, we will be taking a look at the Table Tennis, or Ping pong and Doubles Tennis events! I am here at the gymnasium, while Bill is at the middle of the Pokélympia Park, where there are six tennis courts available. Hello, Bill!

Bill: Hello!

JDLJDL: Alright, we'll be starting the competitions! Oh, what's this? Ah. Chimp doesn't seem to have a competitor. Well, no worries.

TABLE TENNIS

Round one

Le Artiste vs Shredder Mordrache vs Mr.Trousers Chimp vs JDL's Gallade

Round two

JDLJDL: Ah, yes! Round two has begun. Conveniently, there are only two contestants left. Shredder the Bisharp, and Mr.Trousers the Scraggy! Who will win?

Bob: Mr.Trouser's serve. He tosses up the ball, grins, and uses his anime face.

JDLJDL: *sheen* *sheen*

Bob: He raises his hand and paddle and serves. That wasn't actually very exciting.

JDLJDL: No. But look! Shredder miscalculated the spin and the ball is flying up! What will Mr.Trousers do- Oh there's a smash. 1-0 Scraggy.

Bob: Still Scraggy's serve. It uses its Scary Face this time and shocks Shredder. Not that it's that scary, it's just terribly ugly. 2-0 Scraggy.

JDLJDL: Shredder's serve. It uses Fury Cutter and almost slices the table in half.

Bob: The ball is spinning towards Mr. Trousers. It uses Brick Break and slams the ball to the corner of the table.

JDLJDL: Shredder uses Faint Attack and dashes towards the ball. It returns the ball back.

Bob: Well, this is boring. Let's check on Bill.

TENNIS

Round one

Flarsable vs elementalpenguin Bgreymon vs JDL

JDLJDL: Yes, it seems like I've participated in this event. Alright, my Gallade and Gardevoir. Show EP the POWER OF LOVE!

Bill: The two humanoid Pokémon snatch up rackets and eye the Mienshao and Gallade. Ah, Gallade on Gallade, eh? Huh? What's your Gallade doing?

JDLJDL: Just wait.

*Don't need money*

Bill: Oh god.

*Don't need fame*

Bill: Don't do this.

Gallade snatches up a ball and jumps into the air. He spins around in slow motion, eyeing the camera. A cocky grin spreads across his face and the camera focuses on him. The back ground grows dim and Gallade begins glowing.

*Don't need a credit card to ride this train*

"GALLADE!" Shouts... Gallade as he slams down with the racket, producing a bright flash of green, yellow, and ecstasy. The ball travels across the court with extreme speed, making the sound of an airplane as it whizzes past the head of Gardevoir, who is smiling coyly.

*It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes*

The ball whizzes up the net. Just as the opposing Mienshao, Glass, leaped to hit it, the ball curved suddenly to the left. An expression of astonishment spreads across the face of the Pokémon, its eyes wide and shaking. The faces of the grinning Gallade and Gardevoir appear over the Mienshao, and the frightened and tense face of Blade appears under the Mienshao. All was hopeless. The ball bounces and Mienshao falls towards the ground, a broken Pokémon.

*But it might just save your life*

Gallade and Gardevoir kiss somewhat passionately.

*It's the power of love!*

And then Glass and Blade realize that they're only behind by one point and then they won the game.

(the end)

JDLJDL: OH and also, Mr.Trousers won Ping pong and Bgreymon got 3rd.

Bill: Ping pong ching choing

JDLJDL: I hate you.

Compiled points

Flarsable: 26 Pts

Bgreymon: 25 Pts

elementalpenguin: 25 Pts

Void: 25 Pts

Oran5777: 21 Pts

Fern5950: 11 Pts

(this was a parody of Prince of Tennis)

((also i was watching back to the future))

(((also herp derp werp)))

((((also the song is "the power of love"))))

(((((also also)))))

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Last Edited By: JDLJDL Apr 20 11 6:56 PM. Edited 2 times.

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Apr 20 11 7:17 PM

Date: April 19th, 2011
Time: 12:00 PM
Location: Terroh Pokélympia Athletics Park
Host: JDLJDL
Co-Host: Bob
Weather: Sunny
Event: Accuracy Contest
Contestants: Cephalobe (Flarsable's Octillery), Warmonger (Void's Braviary), Shine (Fern5950's Luxio), Samurai (Oran5777's Dewott), Dust Bunny (Bgreymon's Reuniclus), Vimes (elementalpenguin's Drapion)

JDLJDL: Hello, and welcome to today's Accuracy Contest! We are in Pokélympia Athletics Park, where numerous targets are set up. How's the weather, Bob?

Bob: Well, we have a Sunny day today. The wind is minimal, good.

JDLJDL: Let's go over the rules of today's event.

Bob: Contestants will compete in a bullseye event. There will be five targets for each. The first will be set 50 meters away, second 100 meters, third 100 meters and moves in a random pattern, fourth 150 meters, and the last 150 meters and moving. Let's begin!

Cephalobe

1: Ring 10

2: Ring 9

3: Off-target

4: Ring 7

5: Ring 1

TOTAL: 27

Warmonger

1: Ring 9

2: Ring 9

3: Ring 7

4: Ring 5

5: Ring 3

TOTAL: 33

Shine

1: Ring 10

2: Ring 10

3: Ring 8

4: Ring 9

5: Ring 9

TOTAL: 46

Samurai

1: Ring 8

2: Ring 8

3: Ring 3

4: Ring 7

5: Off-Target

TOTAL: 26

Dust Bunny

1: Ring 10

2: Ring 9

3: Ring 8

4: Ring 9

5: Ring 9

TOTAL: 45

Vimes

1: Ring 10

2: Ring 10

3: Ring 5

4: Ring 9

5: Ring 4

TOTAL: 38

GOLD: Fern5950

SILVER: Bgreymon

BRONZE: elementalpenguin

Compiled Points

Bgreymon: 28 Pts

elementalpenguin: 27 Pts

Flarsable: 27 Pts

Void: 26 Pts

Oran5777: 22 Pts

Fern5950: 15 Pts

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Apr 20 11 8:02 PM

Yay! Go Reuniclus, you got me back in front!

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Apr 20 11 9:28 PM

I'm on protest. Octillery is a sharpshooting demon, with Sniper and Lock-on. There is absolutely no reason why it shouldn't at least get bronze. Not caring about the stupid random generator.

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Apr 20 11 10:47 PM