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I want something to do with my cool new high-quality headset, so I'm starting a series!

Q: What is "The Eggplants Walk Among Us"?
A: TEWAU is an audio-based series revolving around me and my friends. It is split into hundreds of episodes. And because you are all such wonderful people, you all get invitations to be characters!

Q: What kind of humor can I expect from TEWAU? Is it like a sitcom or something?
A: Of course not! Sitcoms are dumb. TEWAU is home to the most insane humor ever. Turban cows, waffle genies, socks and sledgehammers - it's all here! And because this humor can be generated by the first (appropriate) thing that comes to your head, episodes come often!

Q: I like shoes. How can I sign up for TEWAU?
A: Ignoring your random love for shoes, sign-up is easy! You have to supply:
- What your voice sounds like. Most will be normal, but at least do something to make your voice destinguishable. It may sound stupid, but I voice all characters. I have a wide variety of accents or whatever.
- What role you want. I would prefer that most of you pick supporting character, but if you chose a specific role, it would make for some fun skits.
And that's it! But keep in mind these rules:
- If you are female and do not have your own microphone of some sort, you can't join. I'm not sexist. The reason for this is that I don't do female voices too well, but that is to be expected. If you have your own mic, it's like being VIP because you get to read the skits first. If you are male and you have your own mic, feel free to use it!
- YOU ARE NOT A POKEMON OR OTHER CREATURE. YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING.

Q: Is TEWAU in any way inappropriate?
A: I have loads of cussing planned for the first episode (nothing above the 'S'), but other than that, absolutely nothing.

Q: Can I suggest a script to you?
A: Of course, you silly nougat.

Q: I have a mic and want to voice myself. But what if you overload me with scripts?
A: I won't as long as you tell me.

If you want to know whether or not I'm actually good at this, I'll give you this audio test and you can judge for yourself.


Have fun.