Well, this game goes something like this:
Test Subject Three Eighty: You are trapped in the Sahara Desert, and you have no idea where you are in the desert. What do you need to get out?
Test Subject Five Thousand And One: A can of cheese spray, two gallons of gasoline, a sugar rush, twelve days, an army of rabid squirrels, and Professor Quirrel.
You just post a random situation, and the next poster says what they would need to get out, no matter how nonsensical or impossible it is. And so we go:
You are going to be devoured by cannibals tomorrow at dawn, and you only have three more hours until then. You can only use items on the island or that you have packed with you. What are these items?
