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I sneak into the rival government's headquarters by threatening the guards with a flamethrower made from a match and one of the rubber bands. After firing, they run in fear, and the gate, which for whatever reason is made of the easily flammable wood, burns down. I then infiltrate the headquarters, and purposely run into a guard. I dispatch of him with a quick punch to the super-sensitive nerves on his neck. I then strip him of his uniform and dispose of the unconcious body, now wearing the uniform. I put on the defective headphones and beat my head as if listening to music. A cook sent to buy supplies who passes me questions my supposed music-listening, and goes to warn the higher-ups. However, I dispatch the same way I did to the guard previously. After putting on the cook's clothing, I locate the kitchen. Nobody else is in there, so I sabotage the ovens. After the other cooks arrive, they scream at finding out that they can not cook the food for the bosses. I take out the toy Easy-Bake oven and place a cold turkey in it when no one is looking. I light a match and put it in with the turkey. After the food is done, when another cook offers to take it, I scream at him, saying how it was shameful that nobody else would help me cook. I then take the turkey to the boss room, and serve it. I see that in a back closet the President is tied in there. When the happily eating bosses and elites finish, tired and lazy from the meal, I sneak into the closet, and untie the President. I then place the remaining eighteen matches in the and take a rubber band and the paperclip, and shoot the paper clip onto the matches with the rubber band from twenty feet away. After me and the President are in the hallway, I retie the President's wrists behind his back with the remaining rubber band to not rais suspicion. We then run away from the burning headquarters.

You find that your entire family has been violently murdered. After tracking down the man who killed them, you decide to take revenge. However, you do not want to kill the man or get him sent to jail. So, you have to get sufficient payback to the murderer using only common household items, except any extremely dangerous things (i.e. Guns, knives).