A few days ago...
A Youngster with a fake beard walked onstage, which an audience of Youngsters were in front of. "Fellow Youngsters!" said the Elder Youngster "We have gathered here today for our monthly meeting of our Youngsters' Epic Society (or YES for short)" "Hail Elder Youngster!" said all the Youngsters "Now it is time for the annual Shorts Check!" said Elder Youngster. He then came off the stage and walked to each of the Youngsters. "Let's see...GymYoungster Darius,yes...Shorts Boy, duh...RouteYoungster Claus..." Then Elder Youngster saw Claus and realized that Claus wasn't wearing shorts, but sweat pants!!! "YOUNGSTER CLAUS!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPLANATION ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?!" All the YES members looked at Claus in shock. "WELL?!?! DO YOU?!?!?" Claus said nervously "...I just don't like shorts" "DON'T LIKE SHORTS?!? HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SHORTS! THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!" "I just like sweat pants more" "Well then you and your sweatpants can just get out of here!"
Present day
Claus got off the boat he was on and looked around. "Hmm... this looks like the place" he said. He then started walking towards the lab.
A Youngster with a fake beard walked onstage, which an audience of Youngsters were in front of. "Fellow Youngsters!" said the Elder Youngster "We have gathered here today for our monthly meeting of our Youngsters' Epic Society (or YES for short)" "Hail Elder Youngster!" said all the Youngsters "Now it is time for the annual Shorts Check!" said Elder Youngster. He then came off the stage and walked to each of the Youngsters. "Let's see...GymYoungster Darius,yes...Shorts Boy, duh...RouteYoungster Claus..." Then Elder Youngster saw Claus and realized that Claus wasn't wearing shorts, but sweat pants!!! "YOUNGSTER CLAUS!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPLANATION ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?!" All the YES members looked at Claus in shock. "WELL?!?! DO YOU?!?!?" Claus said nervously "...I just don't like shorts" "DON'T LIKE SHORTS?!? HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SHORTS! THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!" "I just like sweat pants more" "Well then you and your sweatpants can just get out of here!"
Present day
Claus got off the boat he was on and looked around. "Hmm... this looks like the place" he said. He then started walking towards the lab.
