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greek freak

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Jun 18 10 3:27 PM

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Yeah. You basically put some of the wierdest things you've ever said here. Here's ten of mine:
1. Violence is never the answer, it's just the fun part.
2. Frog tastes like chicken.
3. Dogs can smell fear.
4. Can I watch it go boom?
5. You're not so stupid after all.
6. Rabid squirrels equal awesome.
7. He makes a good pillow.
8. We suffer because you're here.
9. Oh my gerbils!
10. Holy hamsters!

Yeah. Don't ask about the "Oh my gerbils!" and "Holy hamsters!" part. Out of all of them, 8 is my favorite.

My PFL team:

Gaia/Bonsly *
Lv. 5
Female
Copycat
Fake Tears
Flail

* Currently in party

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TheNoob

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Jun 18 10 3:31 PM

Can we do other forums?

1. That's just the way I weird (Bioshock 2 Forums)
2. A, smee! (Thrive Forums, don't ask what Thrive is)
3. Don't do it man! (Commenting on a fellow Pastafarian's desciion to look up hentai)
4. (Nice rack, I must say) (Here)

To be expanded.

greek freak

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Jun 18 10 3:34 PM

You can do other forums, anything you've said, or typed. Oh, and here's a 'genius burst' of mine: "One in every 8,000 A particles is deflected at a 90 degree angle by a gold molecule."

My PFL team:

Gaia/Bonsly *
Lv. 5
Female
Copycat
Fake Tears
Flail

* Currently in party

elementalpenguin

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Posts: 2712

Jun 18 10 8:19 PM

Pokémon Factory Worker

Except it's not 90º. <_

RPG
Crys: Chrysice lvl 10, female
Powder Snow
Supersonic

Harden

Sargon: Nidoran Male, lvl 8
Leer
Peck

PARTNERS: Xer0 (Romulus)

empireomega

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Jun 19 10 4:20 AM

1. Good for you.
2. That's what the government wants you to think!
3.

4. And that's all we're going to tell you.

To be continued.

Reverse Genocide Budgie

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Jun 19 10 5:04 AM

"This is why people run away from you, and I don't blame them. Most of the time I join them."

SUP GUYS

greek freak

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Jun 19 10 12:13 PM

Try 'flavoring' your quotes with some of these words: http://www.brownielocks.com/words.html Nobody will understand you!

Warning: Do not continue to read unless you are ready to use that link.

"It seems you are expergafactioning."
"You fish with an anglewitch."
To be continued...

My PFL team:

Gaia/Bonsly *
Lv. 5
Female
Copycat
Fake Tears
Flail

* Currently in party

elementalpenguin

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Jun 19 10 12:37 PM

Pokémon Factory Worker

Lol, the only quote I have is the same as Empire's number three - I was the first one to post the sprite, actually.

RPG
Crys: Chrysice lvl 10, female
Powder Snow
Supersonic

Harden

Sargon: Nidoran Male, lvl 8
Leer
Peck

PARTNERS: Xer0 (Romulus)

PielordDx

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Jun 19 10 12:54 PM

In response:
Not I said the wolf.
That's what your mother said!
*point*

Emotions:
Emotion+face after it.
Ex: MAd face, sad face, tear face.

Asking:
Please?
C'mon!
C'moooooooooon!
How about that or eat your face off.

WTF:
I will eat your first born child.
That's not all,
Put Shadow down!

Response to someone asking a question with the word 'why' in it:
Y is the letter before Z!

DeckuZora

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Jun 19 10 1:09 PM

Pokémon Factory Worker

These are things I have actually said (not posted online). I'm not a bigot or anything, but I say some racist things (including about myself) when I'm acting stupid. If I put an asterisk by the sentence, be warned and feel free to skip it. Sorry!
"My favourite sayings are 'fig', 'gypsy', and 'grappling hook'. You can really create the most random sentences without meaning to with those simple words."
*"I present to you, Jewsus Kwaist! The answer to Jewish, Christian and Kwanzaa December! Presents consist of coal. Don't worry, it's not stereo-typical in anyway... Okay, I lied."
"Hahahaha! I get it now! That's sooo funny!" *falls off seat* (middle of an SAT) (Yeah, I got in big trouble for that one)
"It's like Street Fighter 4! ... Only without the word "super" or the fighting, or the generic muscle bound characters... Okay, so it has nothing in common, sue me."
"I may be an emo, but at least the chicken crossed the road."
"Um... yo." (How I start many oral reports. Gets a good laugh)
"Decku is the equivalent of a god... A sick, twisted god. In fact, I'm not a god. Just a crazy emo. YOU MUST OBEY!"
"This is my best friend, (name omitted), and he's my puppy. Sit boy! Sit!"
"CHASE THE CAR! GO! CHASE THE CAR!" (What I say to my friends in a parking lot. Sometimes they do it, and then realize what they're doing, turn and look at me funny)
*"If we wanna seriously have a non-stereo typical president, we should to the obvious! I vote for some Chinese Tr********e!"
*"Hey, I sold you into slavery for a stick of used bubblegum. Have fun in Africa."
"If you can hear me, you must be a super hero. I haven't said it out loud yet!"

Yeah... And any other quotes are incredibly emo and dark, so I won't post them.

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MisterSmeargle

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Jun 19 10 1:56 PM

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My quotes tend to be more profound than weird. For example;

"I believe that I will die ignorant and therefore am briefly enlightened. You believe that only death will enlighten you and, in doing so, remain eternally and woefully ignorant."

Though I did once randomly say "I'm a virgin" mid-conversation with one of my friends and then spent the rest of the day convincing him I'd said "I'm the birdman".

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Coolsteph

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Jun 19 10 3:00 PM

Offline:

"Censored!" (really. I say that to convey the context that I am quite annoyed, without actually saying anything bad.)
''Evil Richard can...lick his shins!'' (for similar reasons.)
''Such pilose pulchritude...'' (in reference to my cat.)
"I'll prepare the bubbles to bathe in my pity."
"You are trapped inside a closet. To your left is a sturdy red hammer."
.....I must not say much interesting offline, or not much I can recall...

Online:

''If you were a Greek demigod, every monster within ten miles of you would be obliterated upon hearing your music." (or something like that.) (YouTube)
"He (Jeremie) is a cybernetic bunny." (video)
''Off-screen, Aelita is pouring a barrel of shrimp into her mouth." (DeviantArt)
"You want a portion of me, heh?''
"*lemon mode activated*"
"Thus, you cannot cut cheese in Lyoko." (A Code Lyoko forum)

(Yes, I have read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians book series.)

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greek freak

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Jun 19 10 3:07 PM

I assume you have read the Percy Jackson series, based off of your first online quote? I have.

My PFL team:

Gaia/Bonsly *
Lv. 5
Female
Copycat
Fake Tears
Flail

* Currently in party

Reverse Genocide Budgie

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Jun 19 10 4:11 PM

"What's your problem with those guys? You treat them like they're three aspects of satan manifesting themselves in the form of a malevolent plant species collective concsiousness which has totally subsumed your children."
"Oh my god, just shut up. Just shut up. Seriously, it's not even relevant, we don't care, and you're never getting any because it's all you think about."
"Somebody better light a cigarette because I just blew your mind."

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TheNoob

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Jun 22 10 6:34 PM

"Where'd I leave my for-furries-shotgun?" (After typing in 'hyena, zebra, aardvark, zuchini (Yes, zuchini)' on DeviantArt)

Pollyana

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Jun 22 10 6:42 PM

(After my friend asked me what to nickname his Abra) "Umm...Abra...Ooh, I now! How about 'A Bra'!"
'I hope you know that because of you, a yeti ate my sandwich' In an e-mail
"Go, Betty..." (To my BOY cousin)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHEESE SCULPTURE?!?"

There was also a 'Pizza Vampire' thing... you don't wanna know.

You may even say I'm crazy,
Feelin' the way that I do!
You can call me Pollyana,
Say I'm crazy as a loon,
I belive in silver linings,
And that's why I belive in you!
-Lyric from the song 'Pollyana', MOTHER
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PFL RPG Team

'Charles' Cherippo LV6
Tackle-Growl-Defense Curl

'Tiny' Tilquail LV5
Peck-Growl-FeatherDance-Nose Dive
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L'Archel Archipelo team
'Slurp' Gastly LV5
Lick-Spite-Hypnosis

ZeldaFan

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Jun 27 10 8:45 AM

I say the weirdest things. ._. These are all IRL, honestly.

1. "Or maybe a monkey."
2. "Help me, I'm trapped in a cage made of horrible manuscripts!"
3. "Cusp isn't a color!" (Um... a very odd misunderstanding.)
4. "It's too hot for pants!" (Fear not: I wore shorts.)
5. "Yeah, but then if you stepped on the cat it would explode!" (This... was a very odd conversation.) >->

Water/Wind Lvl. 5
Wind Absorb
Tackle
Bubble
Gust

Normal/Flying Lvl. 3
Keen Eye
Tackle
Growl

JDLJDL

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Jun 28 10 4:57 AM

"Violence is never the answer, but the solution."
"Chaos is power, power enriched by the tiny imperfections in your skin."
"The world could very well be made of hamburgers."
"Airplanes have a hard time navigating through electron clouds."

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Void

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Jun 28 10 11:13 AM

I have actually said all of these.
"Don't worry, you're tied to Sean Connery."
"Have you ever been so happy that you just wanted to stuff puppies in your ears?" (don't ask.)
"Is it a bad thing if you cough, hiccup, and sneeze all at the same time?" (not even joking.)
"In that notebook alone, I have everything from enraged fireballs to dancing cuttlefish." (I draw odd things.)

Last Edited By: Void Jun 28 10 11:17 AM. Edited 1 times.

TheNoob

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Jun 28 10 11:38 AM

^^
I've drawn much awkwarder.

"I eat your Sandviches, mentlegen, I eat them all!" (Tyler Fairbairn, one of the reasons I'm glad its summer.)

Pollyana

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Jun 30 10 2:46 PM

Here's another one of mine
"Why don't beds have eject buttons? I guess it'll just be a question that haunts me"

You may even say I'm crazy,
Feelin' the way that I do!
You can call me Pollyana,
Say I'm crazy as a loon,
I belive in silver linings,
And that's why I belive in you!
-Lyric from the song 'Pollyana', MOTHER
----------------------
PFL RPG Team

'Charles' Cherippo LV6
Tackle-Growl-Defense Curl

'Tiny' Tilquail LV5
Peck-Growl-FeatherDance-Nose Dive
------------------------------
L'Archel Archipelo team
'Slurp' Gastly LV5
Lick-Spite-Hypnosis

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