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RANT TIME.I hate Sonic the Hedgehog. He's some crazy blue hedgehog you can tell is g*y just by listening to him speak, running around collecting little golden rings. What is exactly the purpose of collecting them? Are they some sort of currency? Does he want to be the richest hedgehog in the world? Or are they magic? Can they make you teleport through time and space? If so, I'd like to teleport to A DIFFERENT GAME.Then he's got this little two-tailed fox following him like some candy-tempted baby. And apparently, he can fly by using his tails as a propeller. This comic demonstrates why that can't happen. By the way, am I the only one who notices the clever part of his name? Miles Prower. Miles Per Hour. Hilarious.Next in my rant is a red echidna who apparently likes rap music. The only good thing about him is the educational value. Who knew that the platypus isn't the only mammal to lay eggs?Finally, I end this rant with talk of a fat bloak who likes stuffing animals into robots. Is that legal? Sonic should call the EPA on him. Better yet, just file a restraining order. The alternative would be 'Eggman' getting a WIFE, getting a JOB, and getting a LIFE.And now, a more intelligent part of the rant: Sega, creator of this abomination, can't make any good Sonic games because they are RUSHED. Nintendo takes their time, thereby making great games. If Sega would figure out what they are doing, I'd become a Sonic fan in a heartbeat. And rather than continuing this rant, I'll summarize my next topic with this.Apologies to all Sonic fans offended by this rant. You're all still wonderful people.
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elementalpenguin wrote: He collects coins.
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empireomega wrote:...some crazy blue hedgehog you can tell is g*y just by listening to him speak...
...some crazy blue hedgehog you can tell is g*y just by listening to him speak...
Oct 15 10 8:13 PM
Nothing personal but I discourage downloading ROMs and Emulators to play games you´ve never played. Usually I don´t go to the extreme and say that they shouldn´t exist and blah blah blah but that´s the way they do more harm both to the developers, since it affects their income and the ROM sites, gaining more of an illegal reputation.Still, I think it´s downloadable for WiiWare so thanks for telling me that if I play Sonic 4 and get discouraged, I can always have Sonic 3 or Sonic & Knuckles.
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