Ha ha, get it? Do you? I also considered "Fallen Angles" but Doctor Who references come before anything else.
Name: Pythametry. Pythagoras (also pyhton) + Trigonometry.
Pokemon Type: Ratios Pokemon
Element Type: Ice/Fighting
Description: So this pokemon - think of a cylinder. A thick cylinder with no lids, and a hollow middle. It's fairly short. And made of ice. Now at an equal distance from each other on the circle (at the third-lines. I just made that word up, but you know how a circle divides into thirds? Yeah, at those lines, except those lines aren't visible, but just pretend) there's a right-angled triangle, tall bit connected to the circle and small bit at the end. Also made of ice. At certain points underneath this construct is a wheel, so it rolls along. At the back is something a bit like a dorsal fin - it's another right angled triangle, but instead of being connected to the side of the cylinder, it's at the top, and it has some sort of cannon/pipe looking thing coming out of it. Again, both made of ice. In the center of the cylinder is the pokemon that built this construct out of ice - Pythametry. It's a long red worm strapped in to the sonstruct with a tail that resembles a fist, which can be used to clobber enemies from afar. It uses the construct for transport, and it's built out of permafrost so this is a pokemon that comes from deep underground usually.
Now here's the important thing. This pokemon has three formes - Sine forme, Cosine forme, and Tangent forme. It changes them based on whether it's holding certain man-made items. When it holds a type of potion, it goes into sine forme. When it holds a type of repel, it goes into cosine forme. And when it holds a Pokeball, it goes into Tangent forme. The visible change is that when this happens, certain sides of the ice triangles light up in green. Yes, it's a pokemon based off of trigonometry. So when it's in Sine forme, it's Attack and Special Attack go up at the expense of speed and max hp, and the Opposite sides of the angle (which will always be the pointy end, should have a theta symbol marked on it) and the Hypotenuse, when it's in Cosine Forme, it's Special Defense and Defense go up at the expense of both Attack stats and the Adjacent sides of the angles and the Hypotenuse light up, and in Tangent forme the Opposite sides and adjacent sides of the triangles light up while Speed and max HP go up at the expense of the defense stats.
Get the gist?
Height: 4 ft 5. Weight: 330 lb.
Pokedex Data: (oh god i am bad at this part) It constructs the “vehicle” it
travels in out of permafrost from deep underground. They are the one of the few creatures
on the planet to use math so much without realizing it.
Special Ability: Angles - Does the thing I said it does with stats and held items. Should probably have a better name.
Moves:
Level 2: Tackle
Level 4: Mach Punch
Level 8: Rollout
Level 12: Hail
Level 15: Cold Snap
Level 20: Frost Tower
Level 24: Snowball
Level 26: Snowfort
Level 29: Body Jab
Level 35: DynamicPunch
Level 39: Ice Punch
Level 44: Duel
Level 50: Glacier
Level 55: Joust
Level 60: Hyper Beam (giga impact if in Sine Forme)
Level 67: Frost Cannon
Level 80: Glacier
Level 90: Aura Sphere
Gender Ratio: 33% male, 33% female, 33% none.
Stats: When it's not holding any item, it's got about 77 in everything.
I have the terrible feeling I've left something(s) out.
