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NARFNra

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May 9 10 8:09 PM

Oh god, Cacapulse, will you stop saying things that aren't true. Just because we let you keep your humanity doesn't me-

Sorry, dozed off.

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Coolsteph

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May 9 10 8:18 PM

NOOO I'M A STAFF-CONTROLLED PROGRAM....! Sorry for deceiving everyone....It's in my programming.

With a resounding pulse of sound, the creature outside of the pentagram writhed, screeching. The distinct pulse had warped through the fibre of its existence, and it was not a pleasant feeling. "Do my bidding, foul creature of the nether-dimension!" the light but piercing voice called. "Or my sound pulses shall bend thee back to the shadows from whence you came!" the shadow creature, intimidated, heeded its master, forming the innocuous shape of a tiny quail. Symbols etched on the floor in the shape of stars glowed, and a crisscrossing cage of light bound the creature to the shape it took, before radiating towards the rounder shape of a sphere-like capsule.

The feathered form within the pentagram stood up. With a slight sound pulse, some of the candles flickered out, and a light mist, scented of grapefruit, wisped into the air. Oh, the smell of grapefruit...the smell of yet another victory in their dark plans. "ShinE," the feathered form called out, nonchalantly stepping outside of the pentagram, "the process is completed. Another one has been added to our ranks---Tiquail."

Jolly

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May 9 10 8:49 PM

Hey let's go drink some oil. I betcha you guys want don't you?

Jigglyclops

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May 9 10 9:10 PM

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Alright, you´ve been discovered! Come out now Culthulu! Or should I say... Satoshi Tajiri!!!!

ZeldaFan

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May 10 10 4:36 AM

Cacapulse wrote:
In actuality, only one of the active users who have ever joined this forum is a real person, all of the rest are created by the Staff and controlled by the Staff...

Quiet you fool!

Follow Superbeedrill to my party!
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82% of Pokemon Factory users think Dialga is better
than Palkia. If you are part of the 18% of users who
know Palkia is better than Dialga, please copy-paste
this to your signature.

<My birthday. Zigzagoon. Wait...What's this?

empireomega

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May 10 10 11:03 AM

Oh, conspiracies...

Flarsable

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May 10 10 5:31 PM

Cacapulse wrote:
Your votes aren't considered at all. We just hold illegal pokemon battles on Easter Island using the random pokemon and then post the winners here, which is always, coincidentally, the vote winner. > : D

That's wrong. In reality, you knock them both out and you see how far Ash's retarded "You can do it!" words that can magically revive Pikachu can go by having us vote, while in reality we are actually using said retarded words and whoever gets revived first wins an dmoves on to get knocked out again. The winner of the contest has been proven to be near invincible and then gets added to the Nat'l Dex/PF's evil army who will be brought into real life to destroy the Earth as stated in my previous post because of this somewhat limitless life, which is crucial when conquering the world because they can carry on even after the rest have fallen, and will stand until back-up arrives at the minimum.

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Cacapulse

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May 10 10 10:12 PM

Pokémon Factory Worker

That's a bit, complicated Unit 355... I mean Flarsable. That's probably just a slight malfunction in your human emulation circuits. *calls Pory for reformatting*

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empireomega

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May 11 10 11:04 AM

THE SHINY TIQUAILS ARE BOMBS. They'll go off after May.

Case closed.

NARFNra

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May 11 10 6:11 PM

empireomega wrote:
THE SHINY TIQUAILS ARE BOMBS. They'll go off after May.

Case closed.

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SoR

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May 11 10 6:26 PM

All the ideas in this thread are so silly! The staff are our friends! They love us, and we love them! They definitely aren't planning to install evil programs on your computer that they will use to destroy the world's infrastructure during their military takeover. They would never do that. Silly people who think that.

Coolsteph

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May 11 10 6:43 PM

Who would ever think that it was anyone other than Franz Hopper who really made XANA? How ridiculous it would be to think that Poryhedron did not only make XANA, Poryhedron is XANA incarnate in a Pokémon form? It would be a truly laughable concept to say that, if Poryhedron were XANA as he certainly is not, that Pory-XANA would place irremovable time-bomb tracking cookies on each visitor to the site that would cause irrecoverable computer damage on what would innocuously seem to be PF's anniversary. Indeed, what an absurd notion to toy with.

Miravistel

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May 11 10 6:57 PM

Pokémon Factory Worker

One might ask, just how flawed are my illusions, really? Exactly as flawed as I want you to think they are, of course.

Cacapulse

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May 11 10 7:06 PM

Pokémon Factory Worker

All we need now is Pory to post here, then the real insanity will begin. :P

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NARFNra

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May 11 10 8:39 PM

But Pory is posting here. Can't you see them? Oh, you aren't ranked high enough yet...

Don't worry, you'll see them... soon....

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Jigglyclops

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May 11 10 10:32 PM

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Poryhedron commanded:
This topic must be closed, our secrets are being exposed.
Drones #46, #53 and #3, do something about it!

Sure Pory, let me see what can I do about it... I already know where Coolsteph lives...

JDLJDL

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May 12 10 2:21 AM

Wow guys, you really are taking this seriously. By the way, staff, when do we initiate Project PF-user-terminatio- Oh.... crap.
You didn't hear me say anything.

Thousands of them! Yes, yes! Gallade robots will rule the world!

Sorry? What did I say?

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Last Edited By: JDLJDL May 12 10 2:28 AM. Edited 2 times.

ZeldaFan

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May 12 10 5:21 AM

*sigh* Poryhedron, the user-bots are malfunctioning again! Somebody took off the information-leak safeguards!

Follow Superbeedrill to my party!
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82% of Pokemon Factory users think Dialga is better
than Palkia. If you are part of the 18% of users who
know Palkia is better than Dialga, please copy-paste
this to your signature.

<My birthday. Zigzagoon. Wait...What's this?

Cacapulse

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May 12 10 6:02 AM

Pokémon Factory Worker

Sheer incompetence! If we weren't strapped for cash we could have ruled the web years ago!

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Coolsteph

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May 12 10 6:07 AM

They will attack Mauville City, Hoenn! No, Wattson...I have failed you, my dear jovial Gym Leader! If only Sealustre was not one of their own soldiers, we could use its digusting-light-is-good-and-noble-idealisms to fight off Culthulu's and Cacapulse's dark magics! Someone, get a blond nerd in a turtleneck, XANA is at it again!

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