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Coolsteph

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Apr 24 10 7:02 AM

(is this how it works?)

You receive an entire Mei (a kind of troodontid---a theropod) skeleton, completely intact and in pristine condition. You genetically engineer a chicken that looks like a troodontid. That you have somehow been able to acquire equipment necessary for genetic engineering is inexplicable.
*inserts an inordinate amount of Poké Dollars*

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greek freak

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Apr 24 10 7:08 AM

(Yeah, thats how this works. You can also give bad things!)

Your own personal volcano comes out.

*Inserts a dead cocroach* Why did I even have that!?

Inventory:
theropod skeleton

ZeldaFan

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Apr 24 10 7:22 AM

The machine spits it back out with a message saying "WE ONLY ACCEPT LIVE COCKROACHES IN TRADE." Weird.

I put 1 cent in the machine.

Follow Superbeedrill to my party!
--->

<---

82% of Pokemon Factory users think Dialga is better
than Palkia. If you are part of the 18% of users who
know Palkia is better than Dialga, please copy-paste
this to your signature.

<My birthday. Zigzagoon. Wait...What's this?

Coolsteph

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Apr 24 10 7:24 AM

You receive a manuscript pertaining to the historic cockroach-society figure, George Cockington, along with a thank-you note for recovering George Cockington's body for the Cockroach Museum of History.
*Inserts a plate of broccoli into the Vending Machine*

Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Cockroach manuscript

(EDIT: I did not post this quickly enough...)

NARFNra

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Apr 24 10 7:26 AM

The vending machine fires out a large saw blade at high speed, decapitating you. A little message flicks on and off at the top of the machine, "Good job, cheapskate."

I insert 4000 mon (ancient japanese currency).

Coolsteph

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Apr 24 10 7:30 AM

After jumping out from behind a pillar and stating "Hah! That was a decoy!", you receive samurai armor. Or rather, only one small piece of samurai armor, being one of those unusual "ear-flaps". You wonder which ear to equip it to. Apparently, you forgot to consider the currency denominators of mon in comparison to....whatever modern currency the vending machine uses.

*Inserts a dollar coin into the Vending Machine and jumps back to avoid any retaliation*

Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Cockroach manuscript
Samurai armor "ear flap"

greek freak

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Apr 24 10 7:31 AM

(you only put what you get from the machine, Coolsteph)

You get a crate of dog-shaped explosives.
*inserts a large gem of considerable quality*

Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Cockroach manuscript

ZeldaFan

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Apr 24 10 7:31 AM

You receive 4000 poke.

I insert a janitor.

Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Personal Volcano
Dead cockroach (rejected)
Cockroach manuscript
Broccoli (rejected)
4000 poke

(are we keeping track of all the items we've received together or each person's separately?)

Follow Superbeedrill to my party!
--->

<---

82% of Pokemon Factory users think Dialga is better
than Palkia. If you are part of the 18% of users who
know Palkia is better than Dialga, please copy-paste
this to your signature.

<My birthday. Zigzagoon. Wait...What's this?

Coolsteph

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Apr 24 10 7:33 AM

(oh. Sorry. This confuses me. Additionally....perhaps when the inventory reaches 10, something spontaneous is done. Perhaps the vending machine does something that puts the person in a situation that requires all of the items, somehow, to get out of. Or, will the list build infinitely?)
Greek freak/"you" receives zirconia. Space zirconia.
*somehow inserts a zucchini into the vending machine*

greek freak

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Apr 24 10 7:36 AM

(you only have to keep track of what you get)

You get an entire set of cleaning utensils.
I insert a cheeseburger.
Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Cockroach manuscript
4000 poke

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Coolsteph

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Apr 24 10 7:46 AM

You receive a smiling and cheering cat. The cat is quite happy, and purrs on your shoulder. Hopefully, you are not allergic.
I insert a paper with a detailed drawing of a tessen fan.

Steph's inventory:
Own Personal Volcano (please inform me if I forgot to include any other items)

NARFNra

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Apr 24 10 7:58 AM

Out of the vending machine comes a small tv that can show any video ever put on Youtube.

I insert all the revenue from the ads in this site.

greek freak

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Apr 24 10 8:21 AM

You get an endless phone book that you are forced to read for eternity.
I insert a rupee.
Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Cockroach manuscript
4000 poke
Cheering cat

Flarsable

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Apr 24 10 8:41 AM

You get a fake rupee.

I insert exactly one cup of juice that is made from exactly one of every single different kind fruit in the world. Meaning one apple, one pear, etc.

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

NARFNra

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Apr 24 10 8:42 AM

You get Morshu.

I insert the phone book as a loop hole.

Flarsable

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Apr 24 10 9:00 AM

You get a phone that can only be used to call knitters and the person who wrote the phone book.

I insert the Vending Machine of Insanity.

Inventory:
Morshu

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

greek freak

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Apr 24 10 9:09 AM

Since there is only one Vending Machine of Insanity, you create a Paradox. I mean a hamster named Paradox.
I insert a Wii console.
Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Cockroach manuscript
4000 poke
Cheering cat
Fake rupee

Coolsteph

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Apr 24 10 9:10 AM

(the Vending Machine of Insanity might want Happy Cat now for therapeutic purposes.)
The Vending Machine of Insanity cannot eat itself. It malfunctions at realizing what it cannot do, and appears sad. It gives you a paper with a "Kaboom" drawing on it.
I insert canned pineapple. (to cheer it)
Steph's Inventory:
Steph's Own Personal Volcano

(EDIT: I post at just the wrong time so often here...)

greek freak

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Apr 24 10 9:25 AM

You recieve a pineapple tree.
I insert a large quarter the size of a cow.
Inventory:
Theropod skeleton
Cockroach manuscript
4000 poke
Cheering cat
Fake rupee

NARFNra

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Apr 24 10 9:32 AM

The vending machine gives you a bomb with a counter counting up (in seconds) on it. It says -2.

I insert the word "Inventory"

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