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(that was....certainly epic. Even if it was a little sad, it was not totally broken as the Break-a-wish-foundation would have it.)

Pancakes appear on your table as the wish fulfills it. You have as many delicious pancakes as you want, but realize that with the inordinate quantity of pancakes you possess, you could end world hunger. Thus, pancakes by the thousands are sent to all the poor regions of the world. None of the people are allergic to it, and gladly consume the nutritious rations, eradicating world hunger. With world hunger ended, you receive a Nobel Prize and become the boss of your own pancake company/the franchise manager of IHOP willingly gives you control of IHOP and all of its derivatives. With either situation under your control, you easily eliminate the competition, becoming incredibly wealthy and a well-respected public figure. With your immense wealth, you create a defense satellite orbiting the earth with a pancake logo on its side, and thus shoot down an asteroid that would have otherwise incidentally destroyed all of humanity. You also make Pokémon pancakes popular again, which is the best part of the wish.

I wish there was a bespectacled blond boy in glasses and khakis waiting outside my door. (guess what I am referencing...)

(I meant that I wanted Jeromie from Code Lyoko to be outside the door of my house, go to France, instantaneously learn French, and fight XANA. But....that was certainly still epic, and also elaborate. Well done.)

You receive apple pie. Hidden within the apple pie is a Quoll (carnivorous marsupial) talisman, a magical stone tablet that you notice before you inadvertently ingest it. Using your Quoll elemental powers, you gain the ability to speak to your cat/dog/gerbil/ferret when a man with a large hat and an Australian (that is, Crocodile Hunter-like) accent knocks at your door, and upon you answering it, the man informs you of an ancient Australian magical group that deals with the various animal talismans of the Australian Magical Animal Zodiac. You become an esteemed member of the group, buy a house at 42 Wallaby Way Sydney (P. Sherman sells the space to you), go on a variety of amazing adventures and learn fantastic martial arts, all the while consuming delicious apple pies. Even undercover, you make apple pies an extremely popular national dish of Australia. You are surrounded by civilians with cool accents, and gain the powers of every animal in Australia. Then you eat another apple pie.

I wish that I could speak to my tuxedo cat.

You own a Shuckle Farm and acquire 500 (495, and several spares) Rare Candies. Then, your Shuckle evolve into Grackle, and the Rare Candies they produce are extremely nutritious and sustaining----one can live for months on a single dew-of-a-ginkgo-leaf Rare Candy and the energy of the universe. They also have the effects of Sacred Ash, and not only do they level up your Pokémon, but they give it instantly perfect EV's (and additionally, IV's), along with raising their happiness to the highest level. Your Grackle Rare Candies are the most valuable items in the universe; Cyrus leaves his world/comes out of hiding in the Distorted World just to sample your Rare Candies. With one bite, Cyrus breaks down and cries in sheer emotion, and decides the world is perfect and beautiful after all, because your Rare Candies are perfect. Maxie and Archie become friends, Giovanni---wherever he is, and whatever happened to him---pops out of a portal and, cheered immensely by your mind-bendingly delicious Rare Candies, takes Silver for a father-and-son outing. (Silver only enjoys it if you want him to, because the Rare Candies gave you mind-control powers.) Arceus gives you a respectful nod, watching over you on the perch of Spear Pillar (before secretly eating some Rare Candies, like grapes, behind a pillar) The best part---the wrappers are completely edible.

I wish my Furret could create theme songs for television shows.