BaadadumdaDAAAAAAda, BaadadumdadadadaDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAda, BaadadumdadaDAda, Daadumdadumdadaa...DA!
"Victory! On to the next level!"
"Hmph. Can you not dance next next time around?"
"I can't NOT dance. It just... happens for some reason. Why?"
"It humiliates me."
"Aww... but ish phunny!"
"Humph" Metaknight reluctantly started to dance. Aw... How precious.
The two then get launched into a cannon and a roulette thing starts.
"I hope we get candy or invincibility candy or just any generic candy god candy candy candy candy CANDY!" shouted an euphoric Kirby. Apparently, his sugar rush kicks in before he eats anything with a high concentration of a certain sweet whitish powdery thing and I can't say "sugar" because if I do Kirby is going to assault me for it Oh god I said here he comes GAH!
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Hmph. I hate sugar." muttered Metaknight with his amazingly deep voice. For a puffball, at least.
Little did anyone know, though, Metaknight has a secret stash of candy under his mask. Maybe that's why he never takes it off. Enjoying sweet goods and maintaining one's darkish cool at the same time is not a bad bargain.
That's probably also why he's so powerful. When Dreamlanders eat a lot of sugar (for example, those mightily tasty invincibility candies) they become exceedingly powerful. How do you think Metaknight does his Mach Tornado move? Sugar. Oh snap I said it agai-
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Now that Kirby has sucked me in and expelled me out through a who-knows-what on two separate occasions, we shall continue with the story.
This day was no different from any other day. Unless you call King Dedede stealing all the food different. Which is not. Different, I mean.
Kirby: Bubble clouds! Huh. Metaknight, don't you ever wonder how we can stand on these clouds?
Meta: ...
Waddle Doo: Well, over the time we Dreamlanders learn to never question the physics of this world. EVER.
Kirby: So, that's a you-don't-know? GAH! You're an enemy! *inhales, then becomes surprised that it doesn't work*
Waddle Doo: Right... I'm your helper, remember?
Kirby: I'm not taking any chances! *turns waddle doo into a wand* Ah, now that's safe.
Blade Knight: Hi-yah! Take my blade! Hoohihahooey! *stabs metaknight*
Meta: ...
Meta: ...
Meta: ...
Meta: you... betrayed your master...
Saying this, Meta eats a piece of candy from under his mask, fires a sword beam at the Blade knight, slashes, uppercuts, slashes s'more, and annihilates it with a Mach Tornado.
Kirby: Woah! You did NOT need to do that! Save those 30 sugar poin-
Meta: *glares*
Kirby: Eerm... I mean ENERGY POINTS. Yeah. Energy Points. Hehe.
(to be continued...)
"Victory! On to the next level!"
"Hmph. Can you not dance next next time around?"
"I can't NOT dance. It just... happens for some reason. Why?"
"It humiliates me."
"Aww... but ish phunny!"
"Humph" Metaknight reluctantly started to dance. Aw... How precious.
The two then get launched into a cannon and a roulette thing starts.
"I hope we get candy or invincibility candy or just any generic candy god candy candy candy candy CANDY!" shouted an euphoric Kirby. Apparently, his sugar rush kicks in before he eats anything with a high concentration of a certain sweet whitish powdery thing and I can't say "sugar" because if I do Kirby is going to assault me for it Oh god I said here he comes GAH!
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Hmph. I hate sugar." muttered Metaknight with his amazingly deep voice. For a puffball, at least.
Little did anyone know, though, Metaknight has a secret stash of candy under his mask. Maybe that's why he never takes it off. Enjoying sweet goods and maintaining one's darkish cool at the same time is not a bad bargain.
That's probably also why he's so powerful. When Dreamlanders eat a lot of sugar (for example, those mightily tasty invincibility candies) they become exceedingly powerful. How do you think Metaknight does his Mach Tornado move? Sugar. Oh snap I said it agai-
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Now that Kirby has sucked me in and expelled me out through a who-knows-what on two separate occasions, we shall continue with the story.
This day was no different from any other day. Unless you call King Dedede stealing all the food different. Which is not. Different, I mean.
Kirby: Bubble clouds! Huh. Metaknight, don't you ever wonder how we can stand on these clouds?
Meta: ...
Waddle Doo: Well, over the time we Dreamlanders learn to never question the physics of this world. EVER.
Kirby: So, that's a you-don't-know? GAH! You're an enemy! *inhales, then becomes surprised that it doesn't work*
Waddle Doo: Right... I'm your helper, remember?
Kirby: I'm not taking any chances! *turns waddle doo into a wand* Ah, now that's safe.
Blade Knight: Hi-yah! Take my blade! Hoohihahooey! *stabs metaknight*
Meta: ...
Meta: ...
Meta: ...
Meta: you... betrayed your master...
Saying this, Meta eats a piece of candy from under his mask, fires a sword beam at the Blade knight, slashes, uppercuts, slashes s'more, and annihilates it with a Mach Tornado.
Kirby: Woah! You did NOT need to do that! Save those 30 sugar poin-
Meta: *glares*
Kirby: Eerm... I mean ENERGY POINTS. Yeah. Energy Points. Hehe.
(to be continued...)
