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DieAutobahn

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Dec 13 09 6:57 PM

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Okay, then...
I ordered a CD from an Australian record company.

"The following corrects errors in the July 17 geographical agent and broker listing:
International: Aberdeen is in Scotland, not Saudi Arabia; Antwerp is in Belgium, not Barbados; Belfast is in Northern Ireland, not Nigeria; Cardiff is in Wales, not Vietnam; Helsinki is in Finland, not Fiji; Moscow is in Russia, not Qatar."
-Business Insurance

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PielordDx

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Dec 13 09 7:02 PM

Naturally, you get the CD and it breaks, you try to get a refund, but you can't.

I need to pass with a 2.00 GPA.

Chris's Team:

Xoskillitin:
Lv. 8
Scratch
Leer
Ember

Chipen:
Lv. 7
Scratch
Growl
Quick attack

Bricket:
Lv.6
Tackle
Harden

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soble92

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Dec 13 09 7:13 PM

You pass, but now your friends are jealous of your intelligence and stop liking you.

I am going to colorado in a few days for winter vacation.

Flarsable

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Dec 13 09 7:57 PM

You go skiing. And as your lift is going up the mountain, it breaks and a giant avalanche kills you.

I'm going to eat a grand breakfast tomorrow morning.

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

PielordDx

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Dec 13 09 9:57 PM

You forget to turn off the stove so you go turn it off, but were washing your hands so the sink overflows and ruins your breakfast.

Chris's Team:

Xoskillitin:
Lv. 8
Scratch
Leer
Ember

Chipen:
Lv. 7
Scratch
Growl
Quick attack

Bricket:
Lv.6
Tackle
Harden

Badges:

Flarsable

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Dec 14 09 3:43 PM

I don't know how to cook.

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

Dr Nog

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Dec 14 09 6:03 PM

uh, i dont have anything to ruin so i will just put us back on track, i want Bioshock

[url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm][url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm]

Dr Nog

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Dec 14 09 6:05 PM

soble92 wrote:
You pass, but now your friends are jealous of your intelligence and stop liking you.

I am going to colorado in a few days for winter vacation.

a better way to ruin that would have been, You get a 1.99 so your forced to go to summer school and your friends think your stupid so they stop hanging with you

[url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm][url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm]

soble92

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Dec 14 09 6:06 PM

You get the game. You try to play it, but it is unreadable. You find out that there is a scratch on the bottom. Oh well.

I got my homework done today

Flarsable

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Dec 15 09 6:34 PM

Dr Nog wrote:

soble92 wrote:
You pass, but now your friends are jealous of your intelligence and stop liking you.

I am going to colorado in a few days for winter vacation.
a better way to ruin that would have been, You get a 1.99 so your forced to go to summer school and your friends think your stupid so they stop hanging with you

You can't go to summer school in the winter. You do it in the summer (hence the name summer school).

You rushed to do all of your homework so the quality was bad, it was very short, and it was illegible. You flunk out of school and have to go to winter school.

I'll get first place in swimming.

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

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Dr Nog

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Dec 17 09 7:50 PM

you get first place but then they make you quit the team because your too good, and no other teams will accept you, i want my l4d sprites

[url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm][url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm]

Flarsable

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Dec 18 09 3:12 PM

You get them but they cost $200,000,000 for one (half of it is for shipping & handling) and they are crappy.

I will go to Big Bear Ice Skating over Winter Break because I missed it today.

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

Dr Nog

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Dec 20 09 3:44 PM

you do but you fall and get tramitized for life and scream whenever you are near snow, i want some Microsoft Points for Xbox live

[url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm][url=http://pokemonaus24.webs.com/poketchpets.htm]

Flarsable

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Dec 20 09 4:25 PM

A bunch of huge spikes whose amount of softness is micro come out of the X-Box that is living on you (that is, if you were the one that had an X-Box living on you, if not then one started living on you.)

I will sleep for a good 10 hours, and nothing more or less. Exactly 10 hours.

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

sovereignofsilence667

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Dec 20 09 6:03 PM

You sleep 10 hours... through the biggest party of your life! No matter what, no one could wake you up so instead the drew on your face and poured syrup down your pajama bottoms.

I will dance and sing and have a wonderful time on the night of the full moon.

My Team:

Exo (Xoskilitn)
Blaze
Male
Fire
Lv. 13
Tech: Scratch, Leer, Ember, Poison Sting

Raven (Nevermore)
Keen Eye
Female
Dark/ Flying
Lv. 8
Tech: Tackle, Growl, Leer, Pursuit

Molly (Nidoran (F))
Poison Point
Poison
Lv. 7
Tech: Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip

Jack (Plumpkin [SHINY])
Chlorophyll
Male
Grass
Lv. 5
Tech: Tackle, Leer, Tickle

Vayne (Nutreed)
Overgrow
Male
Grass
Level 5
Attacks: Life Pulse, Defense Curl

Alecto (Tiquail)
Hustle
Female
Normal/Flying
Level 5
Attacks: Tackle, Sand Attack

Drufle

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Dec 20 09 6:09 PM

Because you're uncommonly active under a full moon, people think you're a werewolf and come after you with a mob.
I want to live in Alaska.

My GPX+ profile
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sovereignofsilence667

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Dec 20 09 6:15 PM

You live in Alaska now, under the conservative regime of Sarah Palin and her daughter (and her husband).

I will find the Jeweled Skull of Thromnambular and make my wish! (If you don't get the joke, go watch The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

My Team:

Exo (Xoskilitn)
Blaze
Male
Fire
Lv. 13
Tech: Scratch, Leer, Ember, Poison Sting

Raven (Nevermore)
Keen Eye
Female
Dark/ Flying
Lv. 8
Tech: Tackle, Growl, Leer, Pursuit

Molly (Nidoran (F))
Poison Point
Poison
Lv. 7
Tech: Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip

Jack (Plumpkin [SHINY])
Chlorophyll
Male
Grass
Lv. 5
Tech: Tackle, Leer, Tickle

Vayne (Nutreed)
Overgrow
Male
Grass
Level 5
Attacks: Life Pulse, Defense Curl

Alecto (Tiquail)
Hustle
Female
Normal/Flying
Level 5
Attacks: Tackle, Sand Attack

Flarsable

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Dec 20 09 10:11 PM

You find the Tomnambulanatorthingy whatever it's called and you make your wish... to the Break-A-Wish Foundation. They break your wish and you wind up dying. And I bet you knew you had that coming.

I will go to the corn mountains and fire my BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

sovereignofsilence667

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Dec 20 09 10:59 PM

You go to the corn mts., but... your "BLAAAAHHH" is the sound of you firing your lunch down the side of the mountain, because the corn there is unfit for human consumption (and incidentally may give you the consumption).

I will summon the great and terrible MAGIKARP from his prison at the bottom of the sea!

My Team:

Exo (Xoskilitn)
Blaze
Male
Fire
Lv. 13
Tech: Scratch, Leer, Ember, Poison Sting

Raven (Nevermore)
Keen Eye
Female
Dark/ Flying
Lv. 8
Tech: Tackle, Growl, Leer, Pursuit

Molly (Nidoran (F))
Poison Point
Poison
Lv. 7
Tech: Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip

Jack (Plumpkin [SHINY])
Chlorophyll
Male
Grass
Lv. 5
Tech: Tackle, Leer, Tickle

Vayne (Nutreed)
Overgrow
Male
Grass
Level 5
Attacks: Life Pulse, Defense Curl

Alecto (Tiquail)
Hustle
Female
Normal/Flying
Level 5
Attacks: Tackle, Sand Attack

Flarsable

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Posts: 8827

Dec 21 09 9:42 AM

As you stand by the ocean waiting for your great and terrible Magikarp a cage with a Magikarp in it hits you on the head and knocks you out. You believe it's the one from the bottom of the sea, but it's really from the pet store.

I will teach Dr. Nog proper grammar (or at least some of it)

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

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