"So this is my new home now..." the Ditto said, under its breath. It remembered its past in Johto. It had made a lot of friends pretending to be
human, but it would never forget the kind professor. Such a young kind, she was, and unconventional as well. It remembered her as never wearing her lab coat,
just a sports jacket and a red tanktop. The two always sat side by side, faithfully taking the old cruise liner, even when that confounded railway was put in.
It had voyaged by boat before, traveling from region to region just for the [censored] of it, but never in its life did it expect it would end up stuffed in a
crate, dropped off in such an odd place, and then promptly tailed by ferals. But something seemed off somehow. It was pretty evident this was not your standard
rabies epidemic. But they were still acting kinda strange. "Oh, well." it muttered. "They won't catch me here, right?" And then it
remembered. It was still in human form. Ditto didn't really want to get nailed for another code violation just because another pokémon thought it was
human. It promptly decided to switch to a Zigzagoon. "<There, that oughtta do it for a while....>" He felt he could relax here, but such was
not the truth, as the rustling in the bushes was about to prove...
