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On the show Tool Academy (where troubled couples are supposed to better their relationships to win) the couple that won got married (the bride looked like a Walrein wearing a dress made of cardboard armor and the groom looked like a Sudowoodo) Anywho, they walked in and saw an ugly wedding which they thought was beautiful and a man was playing the harp. So in the confessional, the Sudowoodo groom said, "Everything's so beautiful! There was a man playing the harpoon and I can't wait to my proposes to my wife...."

2 things wrong. If you play a harpoon you're most likely to die or kill someone and you don't make proposes! It's called a proposal. Geez how dumb can you get! Lol!

Did I mention their flowers looked like colorful Glooms?

I know. But the whole thing was dumb really lol!

Why would hibiscus powder come into your milk and what's it used 4?

Ewww lemony milk.....

I was on the bus going to work and everyday I'd pass a sign that talked about sex before marriage. The message was this:
1+1=3

I finally got it one day which was many weeks after and felt really slow cuz I just could not get it!

I'm full of dumb moments. Like 1 time I punched out my window cuz it was nailed shut (it wouldn't shut all the way and let drafts in during winter so my grandfather nailed it). It never registered that it was nailed shut while trying to open it. When I did realize it, I punched the window out due to anger and I had a right to cuz it was the start of summer. I probably got yelled at but I don't remember. My grandpa or maybe my mom had to fix the window and un-nail it. After I broke the window I plucked a piece of glass and cut my finger cuz I was mad lol! That was dumb of me!

I broke the window again sometime later. It was early in the morning and I went in the kitchen, got sum orange juice and went in my room. I sat it down and dozed off. When I awoke I wanted to drink my oj but a bug had gotten into it. So I was going 2 pour it out the window but it was shut. Instead of me putting the cup down and then opening the window, I tried to do that with the cup in hand and I pushed part of the glass out of the window and my cup fell out the window. This time they didn't fix it. They taped a plastic bag over the broken part. I know I got yelled at for that one lol!

Lol! I kicked a clown when I was younger cuz he was creepy and unfunny and my mom yelled at me.