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Flarsable

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Apr 13 09 6:39 PM

Stop with the existing jokes already...

Chuck Norris has walked to the end of space and back... twice.

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Jigglyclops

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Apr 16 09 10:08 PM

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Team is obsolete since there is an "I" in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can seal wormholes with his arms.
Neil Armstrong´s real first words on the moon? "I´m sorry Chuck Norris: I can´t leap THAT far for you!!"

And I´ll post my personal favorite from the site, though it might be a little off:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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Apr 17 09 12:05 AM

Chuck Norris never gets hurt. Hurt gets Chuck Norrised.
If you fight with a nromal guy, you get one black eye. Fight with Bruce Lee, get two black eyes. Fight with Chuck Norris, you get THREE black eyes!!!

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sovereignofsilence667

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Apr 17 09 4:01 AM

Here's some... it may not be funny though:

The REAL reason Giratina is in the Torn World is because he saw Chuck Norris and ran.
Arceus may be the god of Pokemon, but Chuck Norris is the one they all answer to.
Chuck Norris is the only TRUE Pokemon Master.

My Team:

Exo (Xoskilitn)
Blaze
Male
Fire
Lv. 13
Tech: Scratch, Leer, Ember, Poison Sting

Raven (Nevermore)
Keen Eye
Female
Dark/ Flying
Lv. 8
Tech: Tackle, Growl, Leer, Pursuit

Molly (Nidoran (F))
Poison Point
Poison
Lv. 7
Tech: Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip

Jack (Plumpkin [SHINY])
Chlorophyll
Male
Grass
Lv. 5
Tech: Tackle, Leer, Tickle

Vayne (Nutreed)
Overgrow
Male
Grass
Level 5
Attacks: Life Pulse, Defense Curl

Alecto (Tiquail)
Hustle
Female
Normal/Flying
Level 5
Attacks: Tackle, Sand Attack

DieAutobahn

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Apr 23 09 6:35 PM

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Luke, Chuck Norris is your father.

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Apr 23 09 6:36 PM

If Chuck Norris were to ask a question... wait, Chuck Norris doesn't ask questions. He already knows the answer.

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Apr 23 09 10:52 PM

Chuck Norris urinates Red Bull. No, really. Chuck Norris actually peed a red bull!

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sovereignofsilence667

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Apr 24 09 7:48 AM

Eww...

Chuck Norris CAN teach Magikarp TM's and HM's.
Chuck Norris can evolve Feebas with Max Toughness instead of Max Beauty.
Darkrai's nightmares make people live through a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Mewtwo was actually a project to infuse Chuck Norris DNA into Mew. Obviously, though, no Pokemon can handle Chuck Norris DNA.
When Chuck Norris starts a Pokemon adventure, all the Gym Leaders just give him the badges, lest he Roundhouse Kick them into oblivion.
When Chuck Norris says 'Gotta Catch 'em All!', he really means he's gonna hunt you down.

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Flarsable

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Apr 24 09 9:59 AM

Very eww...

Chuck Norris wins. Period.

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Apr 24 09 2:46 PM

No one appears to be laughing at my jokes! WAH!!!

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DieAutobahn

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Apr 26 09 8:02 PM

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Chuck Norris also urinates Vault. And, on rare occasions, vaults.

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International: Aberdeen is in Scotland, not Saudi Arabia; Antwerp is in Belgium, not Barbados; Belfast is in Northern Ireland, not Nigeria; Cardiff is in Wales, not Vietnam; Helsinki is in Finland, not Fiji; Moscow is in Russia, not Qatar."
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sovereignofsilence667

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Apr 27 09 7:18 PM

Enough about Chuck Norris' bodily fluids! It's disgusting!

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Gracidea700

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Apr 27 09 7:19 PM

Yes it is...

Thank you Deep for the great drawing!

DieAutobahn

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May 3 09 8:24 PM

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There was no meteor. Chuck Norris is merely immortal.

"The following corrects errors in the July 17 geographical agent and broker listing:
International: Aberdeen is in Scotland, not Saudi Arabia; Antwerp is in Belgium, not Barbados; Belfast is in Northern Ireland, not Nigeria; Cardiff is in Wales, not Vietnam; Helsinki is in Finland, not Fiji; Moscow is in Russia, not Qatar."
-Business Insurance

soble92

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May 4 09 2:31 AM

The only reason Chuck Norris likes the teletubbies dolls is because they can easily get burned by his 100 flame-throwers.

Flarsable

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May 4 09 5:58 AM

Even then, he doesn't need teletubbies dolls. He's got poeple for that job.

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May 5 09 6:25 PM

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No straitjacket can hold Chuck Norris

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International: Aberdeen is in Scotland, not Saudi Arabia; Antwerp is in Belgium, not Barbados; Belfast is in Northern Ireland, not Nigeria; Cardiff is in Wales, not Vietnam; Helsinki is in Finland, not Fiji; Moscow is in Russia, not Qatar."
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JDLJDL

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May 6 09 12:10 AM

Nor can a rubber room.
The ball is round because of Chuck Norris. What? It hardly makes sense? Too bad. I dare you to tell that to Chuck Norris.

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soble92

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May 6 09 2:36 AM

Chuck Norris can eat a banana WITH the peel on.

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May 6 09 4:40 PM

Chuck Norris once ate 500 toadstools. He burped. And then the whole area was destroyed.

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