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Mar 29 09 7:05 PM

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There is a 50/50 chance that Chuck Norris is not in your sister's bedroom right now.

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Mar 29 09 8:31 PM

Beware... Chuck Norris is always watching you. Even when you don't know it.

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Mar 30 09 2:32 AM

If Chuck Norris wants to shoot bullets, he uses his biceps.

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Mar 30 09 6:09 AM

Actually, he sweats. There is a Chuck Norris joke about how he literally sweats bullets.
If Chuck Norris were to die, his ghost would destroy the universe. But of course the chances of him dying are 0.

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Mar 31 09 12:35 AM

Chuck Norris can run even if he doesn't move.

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Mar 31 09 2:51 AM

Chuck Norris didn't crawl as a baby. He levitated.

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Mar 31 09 9:38 AM

Never tell CHuck Norris he's wrong. It'll be the last lie you tell...

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Mar 31 09 7:16 PM

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Chick Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried, EVER!

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International: Aberdeen is in Scotland, not Saudi Arabia; Antwerp is in Belgium, not Barbados; Belfast is in Northern Ireland, not Nigeria; Cardiff is in Wales, not Vietnam; Helsinki is in Finland, not Fiji; Moscow is in Russia, not Qatar."
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Apr 1 09 1:22 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't get hurt. Hurt gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris can make a triangle with two lines.

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Apr 1 09 2:23 AM

The Bemuda Triangle is just where Chuck Norris goes when his bored. He has a collection of syloen ships and air planes.

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Apr 1 09 9:39 AM

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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris cannot be the victim of a Russian Reversal. Ever.

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Apr 1 09 6:45 PM

hazzamon wrote:
The Bemuda Triangle is just where Chuck Norris goes when his bored. He has a collection of syloen ships and air planes.

In fact, he roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. It sued to be the Bermuda Square, according to chucknorrisfacts.com

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Apr 5 09 8:09 PM

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Chuck Norris has filled in for Atlas on some occasions.

"The following corrects errors in the July 17 geographical agent and broker listing:
International: Aberdeen is in Scotland, not Saudi Arabia; Antwerp is in Belgium, not Barbados; Belfast is in Northern Ireland, not Nigeria; Cardiff is in Wales, not Vietnam; Helsinki is in Finland, not Fiji; Moscow is in Russia, not Qatar."
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Apr 6 09 6:06 AM

A giant meteor did not kill the dinosaurs. Well, it did if you consider Chuck Norris a meteor.

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Apr 6 09 7:16 PM

Chuck Norris has been dead for at least fifty years; Death is just too scared to tell him.

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Apr 7 09 6:03 AM

The last person who insulted Chuck Norris was found dead with mysterious footmarks on him...

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Apr 7 09 11:58 AM

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Chuck Norris does not know about this topic. If he did, he'd just delete the entire internet.
Contrary to popular belief, the USA is not a democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris actually wins every presidential election automatically. He just never wants to take the job, so they put the runner up in office.
Chuck Norris killed the pope because hey had an arguement over who had a better beard: Jesus or Chuck Norris. This is void, however, because Chuck Norris is the true son of God.
Chuck Norris hit puberty in the second trimester.
On the seventh day of creation, God looked down at Earth and said, "Holy c**p! Is that Chuck Norris?"

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Apr 7 09 4:12 PM

Wait... Chuck Norris isn't the son of God... he's the son of God's father.
The Chucktatership joke already exists, we're supposed to make our own.

If Chuck Norris sees something he doesn't like, it instantly explodes.

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Apr 7 09 4:20 PM

Whenever Chuck Norris says a word God kills one kitten. rofl

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Apr 13 09 5:34 PM

One episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France. However, after it aired, the French immediately sent it back and surrendered for all eternity because they were so scared of Chuck Norris.

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