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Apr 29 08 3:03 PM

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in the pokemon world there's a school.
after your sucky and boring class on the history of the pokedex you go to the lunch room,
and whats this!?!?!
the lunch lady challenges you,
with a party of wierd nasty food pokemon O.o

Liman
the lima bean pokemon
1'6"
green and bean shaped
it enjoys throwing beans at unsuspecting victims in the wild

Woriver
the liverworst (however its spelled) pokemon
2'8"
brown and squishy
it just resembles nasty food

Brusslesprout
the brusslesprout pokemon
1'4"
round and leafy
basically a normal grass pokemon but everyone hates it XD

Cafood
a nasty cafeteria food pokemon
2'7"
looks like a trey with bits of food on it
it can throw or eat the food off of its own body

these are obviously jokes so XP

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soble92

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Apr 29 08 3:44 PM

Mysmeat
the mystery meat pokemon
1'12
enjoys anything brown and goopy

drfaustvii

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Apr 29 08 4:26 PM

his type could be ???
and varies on the day of the week XD

yeah, we need more its not like a school has just one lunch-lady
and each of them needs their own nasty-food pokemon

heheheh

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Apr 29 08 4:32 PM

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Pizzgusting
Type: Cardboard

Well cafeteria pizza is pretty much cardboard.

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Apr 29 08 5:00 PM

milton
type: milk

its a carton of milk with a chibi face in the "have you seen me" square on the back

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Apr 29 08 5:03 PM

milsick
type:milk
evolves from milton after leaving it out for 2 months past expiration

Attacks
funky soy
food poisoning
nauseous fluids
stinky remains

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Apr 29 08 5:06 PM

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Puddinglob
Type: Milk/Curdled
A glob of "pudding". Actually just glue.

drfaustvii

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Apr 29 08 5:15 PM

a trio of pokemon:

Krof
fork pokemon

Noops
spoon pokemon

Krops
spork pokemon

all
utensil type

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Apr 29 08 5:17 PM

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Pothocket
Type: Meat/Bread
A nasty hot pocket.

Signature Move:
Nasty Meat
Gives foe the status infliction Violent Diarrhea

drfaustvii

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Apr 29 08 5:23 PM

heheheh!!!

Saparasug
asparagus pokemon
an alternate evolution of Oddish when its happiness is as low as possible
its a nasty-green color and stalky with little growths on it, the growths release various nasty fluids

Last Edited By: drfaustvii Apr 30 08 1:45 PM. Edited 1 times.

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Apr 30 08 2:10 PM

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Tapocket
the Taco Pocket Pokemon
a taco pocket, but the "meat" oozing out forms arms and legs

I tame the burninators.

Here's how the Slakoth line really goes through evolution:

Slakoth drinks a Red Bull, causing it to get hyper and evolve into Vigoroth.
The caffeine rush ends, causing Vigoroth to evolve into Slaking.

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May 10 08 9:19 AM

Razzenhin(Ra-ZEN-hine)
razzberry pokemon
evolves from cherubi with low happiness
it looks like a bunch of razzberries but the top row has faces on each berry. plus it has Dark red hands and feet.

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soble92

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May 10 08 9:48 AM

That actually sounds pretty good. Not for a knock off, but an actual pokemon!

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May 10 08 10:55 AM

thank you. but razzberries are f- well, maybe i could suggest it as a real one. so here's the info:
Razzenhin
Razzberry Pokemon
Type: Grass
Height: 2'00"
Weight: 30.0 lbs
Description: see my post right before this one
Evolution: Evolves from Cherubi by 2/3 happiness(or two small hearts) at night.
PokeDex data:
Groups of RAZZENHIN will bunch up at night and dance in circles. They protect themselves by hanging their stems on bushes so they look like
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real razzberries. Scientists say they are the parallel of CHERRIM.
Movelist:
-Tackle
-Growth
lv 10 Leech Seed
lv 13 Bulk Up
lv 19 Magical Leaf
lv 22 Midnight
lv 25 Petal Dance
lv 30 Sleep Powder
lv 35 Take Down
lv 43 Shadow Ray
lv 48 Lunar Dance
so do you like it?

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

Last Edited By: Flarsable May 10 08 11:03 AM. Edited 1 times.

soble92

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May 10 08 10:58 AM

Actually, I have a thought. Maybe you can replace the 2/3 happiness with another way. Like leaf stone since it's grass, or full happiness while holding a certain item.
I say this because I'm not a fan of evolving with low happiness. Either than that, its very nice.

Last Edited By: soble92 May 10 08 11:01 AM. Edited 2 times.

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May 10 08 11:36 AM

Flarsable wrote:
thank you. but razzberries are f- well, maybe i could suggest it as a real one. so here's the info:
Razzenhin
Razzberry Pokemon
Type: Grass
Height: 2'00"
Weight: 30.0 lbs
Description: see my post right before this one
Evolution: Evolves from Cherubi by level up while holding some Grapes(Purple) at night.
PokeDex data:
Groups of RAZZENHIN will bunch up at night and dance in circles. They protect themselves by hanging their stems on bushes so they look like
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real razzberries. Scientists say they are the parallel of CHERRIM.
Movelist:
-Tackle
-Growth
lv 10 Leech Seed
lv 13 Bulk Up
lv 19 Magical Leaf
lv 22 Midnight
lv 25 Petal Dance
lv 30 Sleep Powder
lv 35 Take Down
lv 43 Shadow Ray
lv 48 Lunar Dance
so do you like it?

I changed it. Do you like it?

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

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May 10 08 12:11 PM

I like it. But can grapes be an actual item? Maybe try the razz berry, found in sinnoh. If your curious about this berry, go to bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net and search razz berry.

Last Edited By: soble92 May 10 08 12:37 PM. Edited 1 times.

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May 10 08 12:40 PM

Flarsable wrote:

Flarsable wrote:
thank you. but razzberries are f- well, maybe i could suggest it as a real one. so here's the info:
Razzenhin
Razzberry Pokemon
Type: Grass
Height: 2'00"
Weight: 30.0 lbs
Description: see my post right before this one
Evolution: Evolves from Cherubi by level up while holding a Razz Berry at night.
PokeDex data:
Groups of RAZZENHIN will bunch up at night and dance in circles. They protect themselves by hanging their stems on bushes so they look like
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
real razzberries. Scientists say they are the parallel of CHERRIM.
Movelist:
-Tackle
-Growth
lv 10 Leech Seed
lv 13 Bulk Up
lv 19 Magical Leaf
lv 22 Midnight
lv 25 Petal Dance
lv 30 Sleep Powder
lv 35 Take Down
lv 43 Shadow Ray
lv 48 Lunar Dance
so do you like it?

I changed it. Do you like it?

ok I changed it again.

Award for Extreme Patience
Always hotter than the competition. I got the award for Braving the Marquee of Doom!

soble92

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May 10 08 12:43 PM

Perfect! Now wait for the d/p switch.

Back to gags.
crustza
the pizza pokemon

type: extra anchovies
This pokemon makes you "swim with the fishes."

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May 10 08 12:50 PM

Broccolic
broccoli pokemon
type:disgusting green thing
Evolves into Saparasug at level 25

Award for Extreme Patience
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May 10 08 4:28 PM

I would SO beat to death and eat a raspberry pokemon...
as sick and twisted and mean as that may sound I stand by my love of reaspberries!

aaannyywaaayy~...

Lops
a slop pokemon
like a blob of random foods massed together to make "lunch"

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