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First of all: Nice try, Poryhedron! You did it quite well. You got the first sentence perfectly, and you got the general meaning of the second one. About the third one, there are things you couldn't have guessed considering the dialect this is written in: this is Argentinian Spanish. We have a very particular way of speaking, with some words having different meanings. We also have many unique words and expressions. In this case, concha means shell, but in Argentinian slang it also has another meaning. It's equivalent to a certain word of English which can also mean cat. The expression it is used in cannot be translated directly anyway, so I'll use something similar.
On top of this, these sentences are badly punctuated and with orthographic errors, a typical fashion in our youngsters these days (me, I'm just a particular case). no che is separated, it should be noche, night as you know, and va should be bah.
Viendo is the gerund of ver, to see.

All in all and not being 100% literal, this is the best translation for these sentences:

1) Sorry for writing in Spanish.
2) Well, with all due respect I wanted to tell you...
3) F**k you, I s**tted myself.
4) This night I won't be able to sleep bah, directly I won't go to bed until daytime.
5) I was seeing ugly things during the night; I was already trembling before seeing this and you can imagine what happened to me, my heart stopped...
6) I keep trembling! Its 6:22 in the morning.