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ERHEM You knew it would come folks...

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Sep 19 02 8:12 PM

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When you brought back the gag board. Yes, It's TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR RYU SHIKAZE'S GAG POKEMON!

From the maker of -what actually used to be a gag before he started giving it some serious thought- Knowthing (which BTB, doesn't look quite how I described. Would you like to know what a Whorl looks like?), RYU SHIKAZE, comes....

CHEDDOR!

Yes, the nigh invulnerable wedge of frigging Sharp Wisconsin Cheddar with a taste for fresh meat and a loathing of chese graters, is back. Now then... I have an old pic Jo gave us all at I.woof of Cheddor, would anyone like to see it? For that matter, would anyone like to see Cheddor to be made?

The power of one is naught compared to the power of cheese.
If insanity is a virtue, I am assured a spot in heaven. If not, I'm too wacko to care!
They said it was impossible, and that I'd die trying. So far, they're half right.
Ryu Shikaze,Lord High God of BSing and Kaiser Du Kaiser
But there are those who call me...

...Tim!

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Unregistered(d) Re: *ERHEM* You knew it would come folks... #1 [-]

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Sep 20 02 1:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *rolls on floor*

Poryhedron Re: *ERHEM* You knew it would come folks... #2 [-]

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Sep 20 02 1:51 PM

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Well, a dex is a dex, even for gag pokmon, so we would need things like height, weight and the six lines of info.

Ryushikaze Re: *ERHEM* You knew it would come folks... #3 [-]

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Sep 21 02 5:33 PM

I know. I'll get to it. I was just bringing the old idea back. I'll find my official data and post it up here.

Okay

Name: Cheddor
Cheese type pokemon
Cheese type element (Yes, I know it doesn't exist)
Size: 2 feet (It's a large wheel it comes from)
Weight: 1 Lb (unless it's just eaten, in which case you add a lot more poundage)
Desc.: A wedge of cheese with eyes and a mouth by big sharp pointy teeth on the curved outer side
Dex: A nigh invulnerable flesh eating cheese wedge. It fears only cheese graters.

Anything you would like me to add?

The power of one is naught compared to the power of cheese.
If insanity is a virtue, I am assured a spot in heaven. If not, I'm too wacko to care!
They said it was impossible, and that I'd die trying. So far, they're half right.
Ryu Shikaze,Lord High God of BSing and Kaiser Du Kaiser
But there are those who call me...

...Tim!

Poryhedron Re: *ERHEM* You knew it would come folks... #4 [-]

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Sep 22 02 12:17 AM

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A nigh invulner- able flesh eating cheese wedge. It ------------------ fears only cheese graters.

We have here a dex that needs work. You had a different one before, didn't you? One that used the words Wisconsin Cheddar somehow...

The Dark Sentinel Re: *ERHEM* You knew it would come folks... #5 [-]

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Sep 22 02 1:36 AM

While it is immune
to every offensive
------------------
device ever used,
it resists cheese
graters poorly.

The last line is kinda short, but I couldn't quite seem o stretch it out anymore. I'm pretty sure the original Dexwas actually something about big sharp teeth, but I'm not gonna b eany help wih details there...

BonzaiRob Short #6 [-]

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Sep 22 02 8:56 AM

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The first half is kinda short two - half is two sets of three...

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The Dark Sentinel Re: Short #7 [-]

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Sep 22 02 2:54 PM

Coulda sworn I put in 6 lines... Oh well. Fixed, wih 6 lines his time.

While it is immune
to every offensive
weapon ever used,
------------------
it appears to be
quite vulnerable
to cheese graters.

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Ryushikaze Re: Short #8 [-]

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Sep 25 02 9:57 AM

I can't seem to find my Cheddor Data. I still have my Tokechu data, but no cheddor data.

If I recall correctly

A wedge of Wisconsin Cheddar with Sharp Pointy Teeth, this pokemon is feared and revered by many.

Something like that was the original dex.
I wish I knew what happened to the save of the file I originally made...

The power of one is naught compared to the power of cheese.
If insanity is a virtue, I am assured a spot in heaven. If not, I'm too wacko to care!
They said it was impossible, and that I'd die trying. So far, they're half right.
Ryu Shikaze,Lord High God of BSing and Kaiser Du Kaiser
But there are those who call me...

...Tim!

Poryhedron Re: Short #9 [-]

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Sep 25 02 9:54 PM

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A wedge of Wiscon- sin Cheddar with Sharp Pointy ------------------ Teeth, this POK- MON is feared and revered by many.
Somehow that just doesn't look right, but it's too late at night right now for me to try my hand at it.

Culthulhu My turn... #10 [-]

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Sep 26 02 4:10 PM

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Here are the best I could come up with, and believe me, I tried a lot of versions. In order to really get it to work, I had change invulnerable to invincible, hope that is still okay. The second one isn't all that different, just a word or two, really.

A nigh invincible
and flesh-eating
wedge of Wisconsin
------------------
cheddar, it has
just one enemy, a
cheese grater.

or

A nigh invincible
and flesh-eating
wedge of Wisconsin
------------------
cheddar, it has
one natural enemy,
a cheese grater.

Ryushikaze Re: My turn... #11 [-]

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Oct 7 02 5:20 PM

Any of them work, though I do remember the cheese grater was NOT in the original version (twas not thought of till later) any one you decide on is good for me.

The power of one is naught compared to the power of cheese.
If insanity is a virtue, I am assured a spot in heaven. If not, I'm too wacko to care!
They said it was impossible, and that I'd die trying. So far, they're half right.
Ryu Shikaze,Lord High God of BSing and Kaiser Du Kaiser
But there are those who call me...

...Tim!

Poryhedron Re: My turn... #12 [-]

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Oct 7 02 8:33 PM

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Just thought I'd throw out a few more ideas, since I had the time. Two of them make no reference to the cheese grater.

A wedge of sharp Wisconsin Cheddar which is immune ------------------ to all forms of attack except the CHEESEGRATER move. A rabid, blood- thirsty wedge of Wisconsin Cheddar. ------------------ It is much heavier than normal when it has just fed. It is capable of devouring foes many times larger ------------------ than itself, since the enemy has no way to stop it.

Ryushikaze Re: My turn... #13 [-]

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Oct 8 02 9:11 PM

I think I see what I like.

A wedge of sharp toothed Wisconsin Cheddar which becomes much heavier than normal when it has just fed.

Feel free to subtract a word or two if you need to to make it fit.

The power of one is naught compared to the power of cheese.
If insanity is a virtue, I am assured a spot in heaven. If not, I'm too wacko to care!
They said it was impossible, and that I'd die trying. So far, they're half right.
Ryu Shikaze,Lord High God of BSing and Kaiser Du Kaiser
But there are those who call me...

...Tim!

Poryhedron Re: My turn... #14 [-]

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Oct 9 02 6:17 AM

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Yeah, one word does need to be substracted, and after playing with a few variations I decided this one best preserves the meaning:

A wedge of sharp- toothed Wisconsin Cheddar. Becomes ------------------ much heavier than normal when it has just fed.

All right, approved (finally) as #HA003.

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