Name: Lickilame, or Lickripoff, or Cheapitung... something like that.
CrapDesign Pokmon
Height: 5'07"
Weight: 308.6 lbs.
Right before POKMON DIAMOND and PEARL
were released, this vile creature snuck
in and replaced the true evolution of
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LICKITUNG. It is so cheaply made that
it doesn't even learn its moves at
different levels than LICKITUNG did.
OR:
A LICKITUNG that ate life-threatening
amounts of fast food. Rather than dying
of heart problems, it somehow evolved.
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Some scientists believe that this was
because fat deposits in its arteries
hardened into a new evolution stone.
(Yeah, I'm just a little bit annoyed at the fact that, out of all the new evolutions of old Pokmon in D/P, Lickitung--my favorite of the old Pokmon who finally got evolutions--ended up with the WORST one... it's a major downgrade appearance-wise, is hardly any different than Lickitung moves-wise, and stats-wise it's just weird--why does it get *faster* when it gets fatter and less mobile-looking? Arrrrrgggh.)
EDIT: Not really a "serious" suggestion at all, even as far as the gags go... but then again, if anyone agrees with me about that terrible evolution they gave to Lickitung, I guess it could work...
CrapDesign Pokmon
Height: 5'07"
Weight: 308.6 lbs.
Right before POKMON DIAMOND and PEARL
were released, this vile creature snuck
in and replaced the true evolution of
-----------------------------------
LICKITUNG. It is so cheaply made that
it doesn't even learn its moves at
different levels than LICKITUNG did.
OR:
A LICKITUNG that ate life-threatening
amounts of fast food. Rather than dying
of heart problems, it somehow evolved.
----------------------------------
Some scientists believe that this was
because fat deposits in its arteries
hardened into a new evolution stone.
(Yeah, I'm just a little bit annoyed at the fact that, out of all the new evolutions of old Pokmon in D/P, Lickitung--my favorite of the old Pokmon who finally got evolutions--ended up with the WORST one... it's a major downgrade appearance-wise, is hardly any different than Lickitung moves-wise, and stats-wise it's just weird--why does it get *faster* when it gets fatter and less mobile-looking? Arrrrrgggh.)
EDIT: Not really a "serious" suggestion at all, even as far as the gags go... but then again, if anyone agrees with me about that terrible evolution they gave to Lickitung, I guess it could work...
