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@Gelatop: The meaning of life... is none but me. Yes. I make life important. Believe it. Worship me. I am awesome. (And not 42)

@Flarsable: After checking Wikipedia, your post was in fact a Postus Questionnus, the only species that are questions in a post. So to answer your question, yes, it is a question. However, it also seems to bear the marks of a bear, meaning that its DNA is unstable and may transform into a bear without warning. Take Caution!

@Jolly: The creator of our universe is none but the Cookie Man who eats Caik. This is common knowledge, so I don't know why you ask me. Go check your facts. If you wanted to ask who created our galaxy, Will Wright did.

@Paperypaper: Is it? Well, let's see... If this chart thingamabob is correct, then Ask a Stupid Question and Ask JDL have the same Grandmother, Bored People Click HERE!. They are, therefore, cousins, and are closely related to each other. However, the thing that made these two topics go a bit more serious than their Grandmother, is their Grandfather, Thoughts on School and College. We don't know how such a serious topic married an extremely eccentric and crazy topic, but hey. Hey.

@Greek Freak: Did your bath duck have a criminal history? If not, then he wants to kill you. If yes, he wants to kill you too. Be careful. Don't get tricked if your bath duck is being nice and fills a bathtub with hot water for you. It'll boil you to your dooooooom.
To your second question, no, Jolly is not your bath duck. Jolly is the father of all bath ducks. There is a legend, that at the very start of the universe, there was nothing, except a rubber egg. The egg floated through the curves and loops of space, and finally hatched. Out came Jolly, and he created all of the creepy abominations we know today as "rubber ducks".
"LET THERE BE DUCK!"

@The Cookie Man who eats Caik is this massive, massive entity that eats your caik when you you're not looking. Has that happen to you before? You're snug inside your house, you get a nice tasty caik, you sit in front of the television, you turn around to get your remote control, but when you turn back, the caik is gone with only a few crumbs left. At this point, you unleash a bloodcurdling scream and your parent/guardian tries to calm you down. THE COOKIE MAN WHO EATS CAIK IS REAL. THEY'RE BRAINWASHING YOU.
Will Wright is the man who spawned this: http://www.spore.com/
You will marry... THE GENERIC PEDESTRIAN! Congratulations! Or, maybe the Bored Office Cubicle Worker. Whichever which. Whatnot. Whowha.
PARAGRAPH PARAGRAPH SEE TWO PARAGRAPHS ALREDDY LULZ.

@Gelatop: It's WILL WRIGHT DAMMIT. (no actually it's phoenix wright) (or wilbur wright) (whichever which) (whatnot)

@Flarsable: Remember, The Cookie Man who eats Caik is NOT made of caik. He is, in fact, made of cookehz. Therefore, if the caik were a lie, he would have consumed it, making tCMweC the best entity around. Yay!

@Empireomega: Magic. Enough said.

@Patricol: WYNAUT!????