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soble92

WTF is Chuck Norris?

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Mar 4 09 12:32 PM

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I have heard alot of funny things about this guy. I dunno if there all true or not

So I am making this topic for all of you to make all of the things Chuck Norris can do, cannot do, like's to do, doesn't like to do, etc. Shall we begin?

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Mar 4 09 3:10 PM

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Go here. Now.

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Mar 4 09 4:01 PM

Shouldn't we also make our own?

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Mar 4 09 6:25 PM

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We'll I'll try one, though I don't think it's very funny:

* The real reason why Antarctros constantly travels from pole to pole is because he's being hunted by Chuck Norris, but each time he reaches his destination, he finds that Chuck Norris has already swam there... while hunting a few whales along the way.

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Mar 4 09 7:30 PM

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Omg that site is hilarious! Go to uncyclopedia.com (wikipedia.com's polar opposite) and search 4 chuck norris. He pops up in other topics.

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Mar 4 09 9:59 PM

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I heard that Hitmontop was going to be named Hitmonorris and Chuck didn´t like his name being stolen. I also heard Hitmontop had no problem standing up before Chuck found out.
FUN FACT: A local magazine speculated Kapoera´s name to be Hitmonorris; thats where I got the idea of that fact.

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Mar 5 09 2:10 AM

Archimedes did not find a point to lift up a world. Chuck Norris did. AND he did it with his pinky while powning Tabuu on Intense mode in SSBB.

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Mar 5 09 3:23 AM

Every time Chuck Norris sneezes, he breaks the sound barrier.

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Mar 5 09 7:05 AM

Chuck Norris CAN touch this.

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Mar 5 09 3:09 PM

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Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

I tame the burninators.

Here's how the Slakoth line really goes through evolution:

Slakoth drinks a Red Bull, causing it to get hyper and evolve into Vigoroth.
The caffeine rush ends, causing Vigoroth to evolve into Slaking.

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Mar 5 09 6:54 PM

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When Chuck Norris speaks, the sidewalk cracks........

That is probably the most INFINITELY lame one ever....I am not good at these....

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Mar 5 09 8:34 PM

Why is 42 the meaning of life? Chuck Norris said so.

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Mar 22 09 8:51 AM

Chuck Norris once crossed the road. No one questioned his motives.

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Mar 22 09 7:30 PM

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The only thing that can hurt Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris.

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Mar 23 09 2:52 PM

I'm calling back-up. Who is that back-up? Chuck Norris. Prepare to die.

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Mar 23 09 7:06 PM

There is no such thing as Natural Selection; Chuck Norris just decides which animals should live.

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Mar 24 09 3:10 PM

There's already one like that.

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Mar 26 09 11:10 AM

Upon finding this topic, I had gone to an MMO and heard someone say this:

If you misspell Chuck Norris' name on Google, it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says "You'd better start running..."

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Mar 26 09 5:33 PM

Really? I'll try it...
Edit: AHHH!!! CHUCK NORRIS IS AFTER ME!!!

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Mar 26 09 8:39 PM

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Chuck Norris sucks.
I have just reduced my life expectancy to roughly five sec

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Mar 27 09 11:11 AM

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Chuck Norris.

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