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I was raised Catholic, so I put that, but in reality I believe that someday I will rise to power in order to subjugate all humanity to my will in order to create a utopia where no one fights anymore because all decisions are made by me for the good of the people.

... Not buying it? Okay, then I believe that long ago, ancient beings called the Elder Gods created our plane of existence before leaving. One of their left behind artifacts caused the spontaneous birth of the Goddess of Creation. She then proceeded to create all plant life on the planet before falling into a deep sleep. While she slept, The swirling aether of light in the atmosphere congealed into the sun and stars, and the light of these things shining on the world gave birth to the Goddess of Purity. She created all the birds and most bugs (ones like butterflies and stag beetles), then finally made herbivorous animals. However, the emptiness behind the stars gave birth to the monstrous God of Destruction. He created poisonous plants, harmful bugs (like wasps and spiders) and then made carnivorous animals. The animosity of the Gods rose to a fevered pitch, and they split the Great Continent into thirteen pieces. This woke up the Creator, who sealed the Destroyer beneath the frozen Thirteenth Piece before joining the pieces together again, but this time into the Seven Continents. When the first continent was made, it gave birth to the Goddess of Order. When the second was made, it gave birth to the God of the Sea. When the third was made, it gave birth to the Goddess of the Sky. When the fourth was made, it gave birth to the God of Chaos. When the fifth was made, it gave birth to the Goddess of Song and Poetry, as well as the God of Art and Dance. When the sixth was made, it gave birth to the God of Entropy and the Goddess of Renewal. When the seventh was made, it gave birth to the God of Wisdom, the Goddess of Love, and the Goddess of Night. Joining together, the Creator, the Pure One, and the Lover each made a part of humans; the Creator made their bodies, the Pure One made their souls, and the Lover made their hearts. However, Lover was distracted while making the heart, and the Wreaker tainted them with chaotic desires. Thus, the pure one then sealed herself away into the moon, the Wreaker was banished to another plane from which his evils could only do a fraction of their original harm, and the Creator entombed herself within the earth and went to sleep. Above her resting place there sprang up a huge garden filled with luscious fruits and calm beasts. However, humans wandered from this earthly paradise and became lost, with only the seeds of the fruits they had brought with them as a source of food. And thus, humans learned to farm, and hunt, and then history tells us the rest.

Still not buying it? Wow, I actually thought that one out! Hmm... Well, that was my best shot and I got nothing better, so I'll just stick with (non-practicing (meaning I only go to church for the big holidays (Easter and Christmas))) Catholic. Yes, that means that I do, in fact, believe in the teachings of Cathol and all that he stood for.