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DeckuZora

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Jun 6 10 12:23 AM

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If you do not know what I'm talking about, you are really really blessed. DO NOT research this movie. It will scar you.

For the people who are thinking about it... this is not a horror movie. It is a very very sick science fiction soap opera-esque drama. Sick as in disturbing. I don't ever wanna see... Ugh. If you really want a reason, approach me off the boards. It's really not an appropriate movie in genre and in audience. And no, it's nothing like religious conflict or anything. It's... no, PM me and if you are old enough (18+) I'll explain.

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Jun 6 10 6:44 AM

Splice isn't a mentally scarring movie. It's supposed to make you think and give you a thrill at the same time, like reading good Asimov on a rollercoaster (if you don't know who Issac Asimov is, get your butt to a library and look him up, he's a great writer if your'e the imaginative type). There's so much worse out there. Actually, think of this:
Ash: "Hey mom, I always wondered, what's veal?"
Mom: "Remember when Pikachu rallied all those other Pikachus? Yeah, this is them."
Ash: *Pukes in his mouth*

Also, if you think Splice was bad, play Bioshock.

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Jun 6 10 12:54 PM

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No, I played Bioshock, F.E.A.R. etc. If Splice was a horror with graphic content, fine. I expected that. It was a rather perverse drama though, and not what I had in mind. I could live with it but I didn't enjoy that it acted like such a horror movie. Nothing was scary (except her little chipmunk chatter).

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Jun 6 10 1:09 PM

Hm... reminded me of Jurassic Park.
I love Ian Malcolm.

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Jun 6 10 2:21 PM

I'm so terribly awful but...

(I'd put a spoiler but I don't want any of you googling it)

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Jun 6 10 2:38 PM

DeckuZora wrote:
No, I played Bioshock.

Would you kindly tell me which system you played it on? Just joking. Okay, I got it now, the movie Splice sucks, and is weird.

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Jun 6 10 5:33 PM

I wouldn't have seen it anyway. I'm not into any sort of horror movies, so there was about a 5% chance of me seeing it. Now that percentage is 0%. I probably would have seen it just for the sciencey aspect, but it sounds like there wasn't much of that.

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Jun 7 10 1:03 AM

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In response to Drufle:

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No, there was plenty of science, it was just... A weird sci-fi drama that had... Interspecies intercourse? Or I guess another way of putting it, "parent" (scientists) "child" (the creature Dren) incest? Erm... Yeah. Don't watch it.

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Jun 7 10 3:20 AM

{Let's not bring an entire nation up in this type of context, okay? People might get offended, even if it was meant as a joke. ~ShinE}

Last Edited By: Shining ShinE Jun 7 10 11:08 AM. Edited 1 times.

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Jun 7 10 10:28 AM

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Whoa, what?! I'm sorry, you really can't say things like that.

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Jun 7 10 11:10 AM

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TheNoob: I've edited your post above. Even if it was a joke, that is not something you should post in public, since it might be offending to some members/viewers of our board. I'm sorry, but I'll have to give you a strike. Please don't do so again.

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Jun 7 10 11:32 AM

Actually, I forgot what I said, but I really didn't mean it. I'll take the strike and use this as a pardon post to explain what I did. See you guys tommorow! (Wait? I can post? Wow! That's cool of you not banning me! I won't be doing any innapropriate posts anymore.)

Last Edited By: TheNoob Jun 7 10 12:03 PM. Edited 1 times.

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Jun 7 10 2:16 PM

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No, we're not into banning our members that quickly. We're more laid-back than some forums. In any case, visit the Acceptable Behaviour topic to see how strikes and banning work around here.
Anyways, thanks for the pardon ^-^

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Jun 7 10 2:17 PM

I know now. I probably won't violate again.

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Jun 7 10 11:11 PM

Have any of you seen the Poughkeepsie Tapes? It's a pretty twisted movie.

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